[Imagine] Poll: Who will be our next GS?

*Kuzunoha.Lee and faiLegacy are endorsed by [GM]Dojan, while Aki's pubic hair is endorsed by Aki himself.

Evaluation on endorser:

[GM]Dojan

Short description: A trap, and an obviously ugly one. Has a sand-filled vagina which needs constant licking for soothing purposes.
Intelligence: Below average, example: low understanding of game mechanics, as stated here; low understanding of useful content > ugly layout of a site, as stated here.
Ego: High, proved by the need of constant vagina licking (someone to suck up to her); constantly claims that she is a senior a whore (you get what I meant).
Bullshit: Extremely high, capable of being an hypocrite who backstabs anyone without flicking her eyes; uncanny ability to suck anyone's asshole in order to keep her advantages on a certain position and advantages to frame innocent goats; acting unnecessarily formal towards others to show off her professionalism in the industry of self-whoring; excessive and unnecessary usage of emoticon with high dosage of faggotory.
1337 skillz: Wapanese, yearns to born in Japan, live in Japan, die in Japan, and acts as if she knows every thing about Japan; butthurt over the fact Aki is half-Japanese.
Failures: Epic, is a fucktard and everyone knows it, yet consistently denies it.




Aki

Short description: Ex-shepherd who was fired due to inability to lie caused by the disease, "mymomsayslyingisbad desudesuillnessdesu". Is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
Intelligence: Moderate, might do fuckups and end himself up in dipshits.
Ego: As big as both of your testicles combined.
Bullshit: Extremely high, QQ over almost every damn thing, such as being caught by Mr. Hansen for paying a 14-year-old girl for blowjobs, yet denies it with his p0n0s in the loli's mo0t0 (of course, the cake is a lie, you are a dumbass if you believed it).
1337 skillz: Lolicon and shotacon DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
Failures: None, is an winRAR.




Evaluation on applicants:

Kuzunoha.Lee

Short description: 17-year-old kid who still is a quarter way through his puberty.
Intelligence: Low, though have a slight sense of common knowledge, inability to spell and construct a correct English sentence makes him sounded like a retard without the ability to communicate well, examples: take a tour on the History pages in Aeria's MegaTen Wiki and covered on this article too.
Ego: Extremely high, is an egoistic lowlife who has unwarranted self-importance and high self-centered issues on a virtual world which he regards as srsbsns, example: here (click to download an image file) and take a tour on Aeria's MegaTen Shoutbox, will occasionally boast about his accomplishment on Aeria's MegaTen Wiki.
Bullshit: Moderate, due to only egoistic issues, poor command of languages and moderate dumbness. (*need citation)
1337 skillz: pro editing skillz on Wiki and crying out for attention on his skillz and "contributions".
Failures: Very high, poor command of English, egoistical attitude and being a constant attention whore makes him a potential lolcow, or perhaps already a lolcow.




faiLegacy

Short description: 15-year-old OH SHIT, HE'S 16-YEAR-OLD NOW! kid LAMB, YOU DUMBASS who cried wolf.
Intelligence: Extremely low, has IQ lower than 100; lack of common sense and just plain stupid, example: take a tour in this site with him as a topic, you'll find out how stupid this moron is.
Ego: High, thinks that he is invincible, indestructible, and wise, partly due to the fact he is protected by the almighty [GM]Dojan and Gods of Aerialand, granting him highly favorable advantages over every other sheep.
Bullshit: Extremely high, is an attention whore who constantly cries for attention, yet shouts butthurt whenever attention is given; likes it from behind, gives hints to others supporting this claim, yet shouts butthurt when he is accused of faggotory; acts tough, tries hard to counter-troll knowing every move he makes, makes the trolls stronger, yet shouts butthurt whenever he is counter-troll-trolled.
1337 skillz: Ass-licking and possible vagina-licking skillz (the need to please his endorser); being a huge faggot; showing the world that he lacks common sense as if the world doesn't know this obvious fact.
Failures: Extremely high, due to he is silly, stupid, dense, dim, half-witted, dimwitted, nitwitted, blockheaded, dunderheaded, thick-headed, numskulled, duncical, unintelligent, foolish, doltish, nonsensical, imbecilic, dumb, inane, nincompoopish, idiotic, moronic and brainless; also partly being an attention whore or just slut.




Aki's pubic hair

Short description: Disgusting and smelly, but pretty cool and awesome.
Intelligence: None, too cool to have any.
Ego: None, too cool to have any.
Bullshit: None, it just sits and stares.
1337 skillz: Being curly and giving out revolting scent, which denies Aki's chances of getting a blowjob.
Failures: None, too awesome to have any.

This concludes the evaluation of the endorsers and the applications of the next GS, thank you very much for taking out you precious time to read this piece of wonderful, yet meaningful evaluation.

Do not attempt to badmouth or criticize (even for constructive purposes) this perfect evaluation, it was written by me, a fucking God in Aerialand, and I'm a fucking fascist, live with it or else face the wrath of my mighty b&h@mm3r.

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