Why do I like Shiki?

This is not a gay post or some stupid love confession I'm going to make. This is me trying to tell you why Shiki is more awesome than you, and I like the awesomeness of Shiki. Now, Shiki might be douche sometimes, but what he says, make sense and that's one thing I'll always like about Shiki.

Inb4, Shiki is a trol-ol-ol-ol-ol, he trolls you using one thing you fucking lack, common sense. Basically, just put it this way, when you're doing something way too stupid on the internet, STFU and don't continue on, because you're asking for it, don't go everywhere and shout butthurt after getting it. It's somewhat like the scenario of a woman undressing herself, shouting to get cum dump, then QQ about her getting raped; WTF? Common sense, pl0x?

Comparing our usual morons on the internet nowadays to Shiki is a great insult, because a brain is essential for a person to stay on the internet, which leads me to having a immature idiot who doesn't use his/her brain on the internet ticks everyone off. My awesome proposal to parents, pr0tips:

1. if you found your kids browsing the net, especially those 16 year old or below, smash his/her head against the monitor and CPU;
2. if your kid is a dumbass regardless of age, smash his/her against the wall, make sure he/she knows that you fucking mean it;
3. if your kid tries to be a smartass regardless of age, hang him/her over the balcony for a day.

So, to those who don't know how to STFU, courtesy of Shiki's awesome search skills:

"It's better to remain silent and look like an idiot than open your mouth and dispel all doubt about it." - Groucho Marx

tl;dr: GTFO and STFU noob, kthxbai.