Someone please tell me this is a joke...

A few hours ago this stupid comment (screenshot of the comment above) pops up on my blog that pisses me off over 9000 times. Every second I spent on dissecting and comprehending that piece of shit caused me surges of high blood pressure that blast my brain in my skull with my brain instantly regenerated itself to its perfect condition and the whole damn process repeated again and again until I stop reading it.

For great justice I shall dissect it and explain your doubts on my statements, dear Anon.

Firstly, dear Anon, please lrn2uselowercase. FULL CAPS HURT EVERYONE'S EYES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Using lowercase will make you look less like a kindergarten kid who shit in his/her pants and doesn't know how to use the "shift" button on his/her keyboard. If you are really a 5-year-old kid, please tell your parents to keep you away from the bloody computer and punch you hard if you try to use the computer.

Secondly, lrn2spell/usepunctuation/usepropergrammar. This will make you look like a fucking dumbass too. English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Thirdly, Dojan is still a fucking pussy and a fucking idiot. Browse my fucking blog, I've given all the examples to show how stupid Dojan is. Yes, he helps, but its to keep his fucking position. I don't even want to start to the ass-kissing part. Even a retard who frequents the SB knows that Dojan sucks the GMs and your ass. Fuck you.

Fourthly, I don't fucking give a shit about being a GS. If I were to give a shit, I won't be ranting about truths on my blog when I know it could eventually cost my position. Fuck, I were to give a shit about being a GS, I'd kiss every motherfucking GMs ass for that meager amount of AP. What do I get back as a GS? Pissed off by dumbasses on the server; get backstabbed by my own self-centered mentor who thinks he's a senior GS and he knows every shit on the server; enduring bullshit dished out by the GMs to the users even though I should be doing something about it. So, why the fuck should I care?

Fifthly, why the fuck should I lie when I have logs and evidence to prove myself? As if I have nothing better to do than lying about every shit and spread rumors to every single motherfucking person on Earth.

Lastly, page source is fucking easy to get. Just right click on any page on the internet, poof! Holy motherfucking shit! I can sees an "view source/page source!!!!!11oneone1!1eleven!!1" Since I feel insulted by your stupidity, I'll be doing a demo using an available page to prove you are a fucking idiot once and for all.
Now look at this page. Full credits to Indi wrote this list of SS/Tarot. I'm going to rip the whole "Arm Soul Stones" table, modify it with Dreamweaver and post it below.

Presenting you:



Arm Soul Stones

Name	Mounts	Tarot Level	Tarot Effect	Soul Level	Soul Effect
Datsue-Ba	Arm	1	MAG +1 | STR -1	9	MAG +2 | STR -1 | SPD -1 | If Curse Magic is Class 3 or Higher — MAG +2, INT +2
Gaki	Arm	1	If lvl 7-20 then Shot +5%	7	SPD +2 | STR -1 | MAG -1 | If Shot is Class 3 or higher, SPD +2
Gorgon	Arm	20	Long-Range Resist +1% | Penetration Resist +1% | Spread Resist +1%	30	Null Stone | MAG +1
Jack Frost	Arm	1	Ice Resist +1% | Fire Resist -1%	1	Temporary Skill “Frost Punch” is obtained while Jack Frost is equipped
Kali	Arm	40	STR +2 | Critical +10 | MAG -3	50	Class 5 Rush gains one more Rush
Naga	Arm	20	+1% damage to Evil Demons	24	Rush Damage +5% | Fire Resist -15%
Nekomata	Arm	10	Ice Resist +2% | Electric Resist -1%	20	Charm Success Rate +50%
Ogre	Arm	1	Str +1 | MAG -1	10	STR +2 | MAG -1 | SPD -1 | If Attack is Class 3, STR +2
Pallas Athena	Arm	65	STR +1 | MAG +1 | Death Resist -5% | If LAW, STR +2	70	lvl * 0.25% chance to reflect Magic | Null Mute | Null Muddle | Null Stone | If LAW, STR +1, MAG +1 | If CHAOS, Rush -10%
Soul Stone: Dubhe	Arm	N/A	N/A	1	STR +1 | MAG +1 | SPD +1 | LCK -1
yaksini	Arm	30	+3% Damage to Beast	50	STR +1 | If CHAOS, Crit +20

*full credits to Indi



HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT? Did you shat brix? Because I just fucking ripped the whole motherfucking "Arm Soul Stones" list. And why did I do that? Because I fucking can, you fucktard. If I'm hardworking enough I'll rip the whole damn page for teh lulz. Even if I did ripped pages from any other informative sites, I'm not going to share it with you, you idiot.

inb4, Dojan as a role model actually encourages users to steal data from Fifi's blogs and other sites without crediting the original poster/creator.



So, dear Anon, if I'm an idiot, you must be a fucking retard with a serious issue of down syndrome. Fucking get a doctor today to treat your tardiness.





/note to Dojan: keep you your (grammatical failure) fanbois/gurls in check, Dojan. The next thing I'll do is start posting up all the chatlogs that will compromise the GMs and your credibilities.