Too much dissing makes Aki a bitter bastard

Yea, pretty much correct since I've been bashing dumbasses in our beloved MegaTen community for a streak of 3 posts. I don't really want to go around screwing dumbasses, but when shit is presented to me, I'll get a heart attack and I'll need some cure for my heart attack (writing out these posts). *sigh*

dumbasses in MegaTen, y u no let me happi?

Anyway, thanks to the 3 consecutive post on morons, I delayed a few should-have-been-published-posts. I've been wanting to summarize my activities during February for a few days, and perhaps this is a good time (too much dissing will cause me more heart attacks).

• I'm slacking a lot during February, that includes both work and studies. Apparently, I'm still in the holiday mood and this causes me to:
  
  
  • sleep more than 8 hours per day,
  • feel unmotivated whenever I'm in front of the computer screen,
  • basically, don't feel doing anything at all.

Perhaps, this month I'll be working harder to redeem all my laziness last month. LF> motivation!



• I think I'm one of the worse friend you'll ever get in your life. Normally, the last 2-3 days of the annual Chinese New Year holiday week will provide me some time to revisit my old friends, especially one who was a true friend to me when I'm still a young, immature bastard who needed a huge slap on his face to remind him, he is a fucking moron.
  
  I have a lot of things to thank him for, since he was one of those who was willing to talk to me when everyone thought of me as a foreign bastard who cannot speak in the local language; helped me out whenever I needed; most importantly, encouraged me a lot without turning into an annoying bitch which everyone seems to turn into when they start trying to act as a counselor to you. I felt like I owe him a lot, and if it wasn't for him, I won't be who I am now.
  
  Unfortunately, I was a fucking lazy bastard during that week and I didn't cared to visit him... I'm kinda pissed at myself for not visiting him. You might wonder why should I, since I could always send him an e-mail/IM/message on Facebook/give him a call/etc. Unfortunately, he doesn't use much applications on/rely on the internet, and he keeps changing his phone number. And now I feel worse... I'm truly a shitty friend.



• Weekly DotA... I can't believe I'm starting to play DotA again, all thanks to Chun Yung and Kae Kwang who dragged me to the nearest cyber cafe for a few rounds of DotA a few weeks ago. I'm now hooked up on DotA, and if you're living near my university, you might be able to see three dumb looking friends playing DotA every Tuesday or Wednesday. The need to control DotA addiction will be hugely appreciated.



• I got on the bad side of a lecturer in my university. I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with the bitch and she does seem to hate me for some unknown reason. Perhaps she hated the fact that I knew what she was going lecture and I knew most of her lectures are just crap. Then again, I need to pass this fucking course for that fucking certificate. Damn you certificate!
  
  I'm not finished being a huge ass towards her for targeting me, so I've listed out a few more possible reasons, because I heard she likes buttsecks, so I put a buttburt in my blog, so she can read my blog while she butthurt:
  
  
  • I'm far better looking than her boyfriend (perhaps ex, since I assume the boyfriend is not bitch-tolerant and the boyfriend is much better looking than me imo, only if he can just stay away from all his gaming console for a moment...),
  • The fact I knew what she lectured is not practical out in the industry, Art/Creative Director will not go over to you and asks you to do every shit thing step by step, the only damn time he/she will ask you about a certain project is during briefing and fulfillment of that certain project (wow... I just made her look more like an idiot),
  • The boyfriend finally got tired of the university treating him like a piece of shit and the girlfriend is not helping the situation by being a huge bitch who can't shut her cunt mouth up, so he decided to resign, gave a middle finger to the director and dump his annoying girlfriend who proceed to make a shit out of an innocent student who just happen to have a pretty blank face most of the time,
  • She has menstruation (is it correct?), every week... and unfortunately, I'm her venting target (shit, that's BS),
  • She is just a bitch. Period.
  
  If you saw this post, bitch, go ahead and QQ, perhaps even hand me a fail in this course. Suck my dick.



• Thanks to my laziness, I've watched a lot of movies last month, be it alone or with accompany. However, the movies last month was quite disappointing. In fact, I think most of them are crap.
  
  For example, Green Hornet. Seriously, this piece of shit makes me feel like jumping up to the counter in the cinema, grabbing my money back and run off. That's how bad it is. Seth Rogen was practically a shit in the movie and having Jay Chou in the movie wasn't making it any better. I hated Jay Chou, he makes crappy songs that can kills off boner, but I thought eventhough his songs are shitty and the past movie he stared in was shitty too, this movie should have some standards. It's a damn remake of a movie which Bruce Lee motherfucking stared in, it should've been awesome.
  
  I just felt like taking a time machine back to the past when I was paying for that piece of ticket that will eventually cause my mindfuck and pick a chair up, smash it on to my face, so that I won't be able to watch this movie. Damn it, I want Bruce Lee, his manliness and his awesome troll face back. Fuck you, Green Hornet, I mean this remake and fuck you, Jay Chou, and Seth Rogen too. It made me feel like all the incoming movies are going to be as shitty as it. DISREGARD ME, I SUCK COCKS!
  
  I just watched The Adjustment Bureau and it's a pretty good movie. I'm still being captivated by the awesomeness of it due one whole month of bullshit stories. Everyone should go fucking watch The Adjustment Bureau, seriously.



• I launched my MegaTen client after declaring I'm retired from the game (hypocrisy much) and one and a half month of not playing Megaten, because I:
  
  
  • was called back to help a friend on something,
  • start to miss my friends in the game,
  • am a lazy bastard who was finding excuse to escape from his work.
  
  I am a hypocrite! Rejoice, Aeria! You are being criticized by a hypocrite for being a hypocrite! Wait, what's that? Hmmm... Seems like Aeria is also a fascist. Awww... So, there are not much to rejoice, but I shall be as fascist as Aeria, so don't worry about about that.



• Apparently, I was not the only person who was pissed at the slow connection in the house. Tim is getting so pissed at our beloved low-life that he started confronting everyone in the house about torrenting. He was so mad that he checked up the IP, wrote the IP on a huge piece of paper and sticked it on the wall so that low-life can start to go out and find his piece of vagina. Next thing Tim is going to do is starting to throw banhammer on those who are torrenting.



• I just bought my copy of Sengoku Musou 3 Z recently, and I can't wait to have some free time to launch it on my PS3 (poor PS3 was used as a video player these few months, I bet it's gonna feel delighted when it's running a bluray with a fucking real game).
  
  You might be wondering, why the hell did I buy this game. I mean everyone says the same thing about the game, hack and slash, hack and slash; shitty storyline; same thing over and over again from the first installment to the recent ones. But hey, I'm actually a big fan of hack and slash, basically just the concept of killing tons of people in one short campaign or free mode of a certain action game. In real life, if I am to come across a bunch of men who wants to kick my ass, the most I can handle is around 3-4 men, but in Sengoku Musou, I can pawn thousands of dumbasses with just a few buttons and it boost my ego of being invincible in fights.
  
  Besides, being able to play as Akechi Mitsuhide is absolutely awesome. He is one of my favorite character in Sengoku Musou; though this motherfucker looks somewhat like Sephiroth, he is not gay like Sephiroth (lol, faggot) and he certainly can beat more Cloud Strifes up than Sephiroth. The other one being Azai Nagamasa (who might probably be my ancestor, maybe), who is always being pussy by professing his love for his wife over 9000 times, yet redeeming the pussy side of him by pawning every motherfucker in the game, because he is just that badass enough. Talk about awesome pawnage...
  
  Shit, I gotta clean up my shorts, I've just jizzed in it by writing this few sentences, brb...

...and that sums up my pathetic life during February.

Oh, and if you are playing MegaTen and you haven't vote for your possible future GS, please vote now. It'll be closed in another 11 days time, so don't forget to vote for our beloved Kuzunoha.Lee and faiLegacy, so that they can brag about it to their friends, and perhaps, Scovfail might even make either one of them or maybe even both of them as GSes.