When you are free, you chat about dumb things...

I thought I might wanna include this since I'm kinda bored. This is what you get when you put two bored assholes with excessive free time together and have them start a conversation:

Rufu: Is the lolcow back this sem? [Saturday at 12:08am]

浅井明: No, as expected. [Saturday at 12:09am]

浅井明: And now you're in SG? [Saturday at 12:10am]

Rufu: I can't start working yet, because THE MINISTRY OF MANPOWAH is late in processing the work permit. [Saturday at 12:12am]

浅井明: I thought those suckers like to suck up to Canadians? [Saturday at 12:13am]

Rufu: Who say they don't. If I'm a Tamil Tiger, it would take longer, no? [Saturday at 12:14am]

浅井明: Ashwin is a Tamil Tiger, dammit. You're gonna get in dipshit. [Saturday at 12:15am]

Rufu: No I won't, I doubt they allow them in here. [Saturday at 12:17am]

浅井明: Wrong, back in habitat. Maybe not, since he's up north, in India... [Saturday at 12:18am]

Rufu: Actually, SG might allow the Tamil Tigers in, because they both hate MPR [Saturday at 12:20am]

浅井明: Arwin John Raúl González, final boss of the internet. [Saturday at 12:21am]

Rufu: ARWRA is his final form. We're all fucked. [Saturday at 12:23am]

浅井明: I can beat him, feed him with some 'Karls Joonears' and he'll feel like a million bucks. [Saturday at 12:25am]

Rufu: He started a group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=166658939993&v=wall [Saturday at 12:26am]

Rufu: Even if you feed him 'Karls Joonears', you'll still end up laughing. And to defeat the final boss, we cannot laugh. So we're still fucked. [Saturday at 12:27am]

浅井明: That's a surprise, I thought he might actually dedicate the group to himself. You are the one who laughs every time he does something stupid, except you always lie your way out. Don't drag me into trouble. [Saturday at 12:30am]

Rufu: You can't deny that you laugh too. The only difference is I lie for the lulz while you piss him off for the lulz. [Saturday at 12:33am]

浅井明: You are the person who create those images. In the end, a bunnydaisuki is you. [Saturday at 12:34am]

Rufu: According to you, a bunnydaisuki is me. According to him, a bunnydaisuki is everyone. Therefore: everyone=bunnydaisuki=me=bunnydaisuki. Therefore, we need to cross off the 2 bunnydaisuki from the equation, leaving us with: me=everyone, but not bunnydaisuki... THEN WHO WAS BUNNYDAISUKI??? [Saturday at 12:39am]

浅井明: Arwin motherfucking John... [Saturday at 12:40am]

Rufu: The final boss himself [Saturday at 12:45am]

Rufu: Now we know the Konecept [Saturday at 12:46am]

浅井明: So, yalah, bro. Now you know the korncept of ARWRA lah. It's like a bunnydaisuki within a bunnydaisuki lah, bro. Kornfirm one, I tell you. [Saturday at 12:47am]

Rufu: Yalah bro, people die when they are killed. [Saturday at 12:52am]

Rufu: In conclusion, PROTIP: You can't defeat ARWRA. You can only laugh at him. [Saturday at 12:56am]

浅井明: Yalah bro, please put your… That! Your pOnOs! Here! …My vagOOO. And J… J… JAM IT IN! [Saturday at 12:56am]

Rufu: You lost me. [Saturday at 1:00am]

Rufu: JAM IT IN is only second step. You forget ???? and PROFIT!!!! [Saturday at 1:03am]

浅井明: LOL GAR. I'm quoting the complete sentence, not the PROFIT version. [Saturday at 1:06am]

Rufu: But you see... ARWRA is 12 years old and what is JAM IT IN? [Saturday at 1:06am]

浅井明: ‎8=D --> (()) ARE WIN! [Saturday at 1:24am]

/note to certain Americans: perhaps you guys ought to read some articles on Raúl González (I'll make it easier by linking a Wiki article)? As far as I can recall Malaysian Indians rarely have a Spanish professional footballer's name as their last name. Arwin John Raúl González, I lol'd.


/note to "friends" on Facebook: doing mass baaaaaaaawlete on Facebook, if I am/was a friend of yours IRL or maybe a "close friend" OL, please leave me a message. And I really mean it... I hate losing contacts.