Yosh, poopers!

Disregard this post's title...

Alright, I'm busy these few days, or perhaps weeks and I can't really find a good time to compose some lulzy posts for my blog. So, I'm really sorry about the delay on writing a conclusion for this poll, eventhough I know no one will give a shit about it. I'll write it, eventually? Perhaps? Maybe? Since I don't really want to go back against my word on a lulzy conclusion that will piss a few faggots off. Meh...

These few weeks are ongoing disasters for me. Thanks to all the fucking works and assignments, I'm stuck either in the office or the university working my ass off. Thanks to a few colleagues and coursemates, especially Chun Yung, at least I'm not alone working overnight. So yea, I think it'll get worse for the next 2 or 3 weeks. If you can't find me on my blog's chatbox or MSN, you know I'm fucked up in the office or university. Fuck my life...

I bought a can of coffee powder today, since I thought that an old uncle like me should learn to start drinking coffee, instead of drinking chocolate and tea everyday. I made a cup of coffee this afternoon, I was expecting the usual bitter-coffee taste. No, I didn't manage to get that. The cup of coffee was sour... FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff...!!

Next, I'd like to congratulate Lori on her baby. Babies are pretty awesome, YEAH... 'cept for the pooping part, I guess... I mean, since my cousin and sister-in-law (the wife of another cousin who I regard as my big bro) just gave birth to babies respectively recently and honestly, their poops smell... *insert blank eyes with wide closed mouth* But, hey, being cute, adorable and cuddly makes it all up, right? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?

I finally realized Firefox 4 had been released, all thanks to Shiki's blog, or I'm still clueless as usual. It's pretty impressive for me and crashes are less on this new version of Firefox, though I'm trying to get used to it. For those who want to try it out, here's the download link for Firefox 4 (US English). Just click on the link, it'll automatically open a window prompting you to save a .exe file with the name "Firefox Setup 4.0.exe", and that's the file you'd want to save.

Imagine-related, these are pretty lulzy. I guess Aeria's employees are getting dumber and dumber as day goes by.

Lastly, holy shit!


Did Lezar just trolled me? iirc, he trolled someone else before the "oh hai syusucker...". Stupid chatbox must've deleted it.

...gonna get back to my work now, so you guys can troll me for being a low-life these few weeks.

Another quick update, because I'm busy

Work, university and everything are throwing fucking loads of work onto me. I doubt I'll be updating the blog any soon. But, don't worry, I'll still be trolling around, because a lulz a day, keeps the bunneh alive. Srsly.

I've updated the blog's layout a bit. One of the reason is I've seen lots of people using the same layout, same background image as my blog. I don't really like having the same layout as others, so I've decided to make my blog look greener. Well, maple leaves...

And another thing, I've receive some words about some of those who visit my blog who use Firefox, can't click on the "contact" button on the page tab. However, some are able to click on the far left of the button, and the rest of the right part of the button is unclickable. I'm assuming the problem was caused by the CSS code that I'm using to move the page tab to the center of the page. If this keeps happening, I'll take away the code.

Next, lulzy troll is lulzy. Apparently, trolling is the current trend nowadays. Not satisfying with trolling me, another dumbfuck waiting to get butthurt attempts to troll Shiki. So, guys, prepare your sodas, popcorns and keyboard. Massive doramaz is imminent!

Finally, I promise I'd make a conclusion post for the poll as soon as I finish all the bloody work I have on me. Hopefully, by Sunday.

Since I feel fucked up, I bet some of you guys feel the same way to. So, I'm embedding the following video, hope that it'll cheer you guys up:



Listening to CHERRYBLOSSOM's songs are somewhat refreshing... Somehow?



Anyways, till then, cheers!

Someone please tell me this is a joke...

A few hours ago this stupid comment (screenshot of the comment above) pops up on my blog that pisses me off over 9000 times. Every second I spent on dissecting and comprehending that piece of shit caused me surges of high blood pressure that blast my brain in my skull with my brain instantly regenerated itself to its perfect condition and the whole damn process repeated again and again until I stop reading it.

For great justice I shall dissect it and explain your doubts on my statements, dear Anon.

Firstly, dear Anon, please lrn2uselowercase. FULL CAPS HURT EVERYONE'S EYES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Using lowercase will make you look less like a kindergarten kid who shit in his/her pants and doesn't know how to use the "shift" button on his/her keyboard. If you are really a 5-year-old kid, please tell your parents to keep you away from the bloody computer and punch you hard if you try to use the computer.

Secondly, lrn2spell/usepunctuation/usepropergrammar. This will make you look like a fucking dumbass too. English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Thirdly, Dojan is still a fucking pussy and a fucking idiot. Browse my fucking blog, I've given all the examples to show how stupid Dojan is. Yes, he helps, but its to keep his fucking position. I don't even want to start to the ass-kissing part. Even a retard who frequents the SB knows that Dojan sucks the GMs and your ass. Fuck you.

Fourthly, I don't fucking give a shit about being a GS. If I were to give a shit, I won't be ranting about truths on my blog when I know it could eventually cost my position. Fuck, I were to give a shit about being a GS, I'd kiss every motherfucking GMs ass for that meager amount of AP. What do I get back as a GS? Pissed off by dumbasses on the server; get backstabbed by my own self-centered mentor who thinks he's a senior GS and he knows every shit on the server; enduring bullshit dished out by the GMs to the users even though I should be doing something about it. So, why the fuck should I care?

Fifthly, why the fuck should I lie when I have logs and evidence to prove myself? As if I have nothing better to do than lying about every shit and spread rumors to every single motherfucking person on Earth.

Lastly, page source is fucking easy to get. Just right click on any page on the internet, poof! Holy motherfucking shit! I can sees an "view source/page source!!!!!11oneone1!1eleven!!1" Since I feel insulted by your stupidity, I'll be doing a demo using an available page to prove you are a fucking idiot once and for all.
Now look at this page. Full credits to Indi wrote this list of SS/Tarot. I'm going to rip the whole "Arm Soul Stones" table, modify it with Dreamweaver and post it below.

Presenting you:



Arm Soul Stones

Name	Mounts	Tarot Level	Tarot Effect	Soul Level	Soul Effect
Datsue-Ba	Arm	1	MAG +1 | STR -1	9	MAG +2 | STR -1 | SPD -1 | If Curse Magic is Class 3 or Higher — MAG +2, INT +2
Gaki	Arm	1	If lvl 7-20 then Shot +5%	7	SPD +2 | STR -1 | MAG -1 | If Shot is Class 3 or higher, SPD +2
Gorgon	Arm	20	Long-Range Resist +1% | Penetration Resist +1% | Spread Resist +1%	30	Null Stone | MAG +1
Jack Frost	Arm	1	Ice Resist +1% | Fire Resist -1%	1	Temporary Skill “Frost Punch” is obtained while Jack Frost is equipped
Kali	Arm	40	STR +2 | Critical +10 | MAG -3	50	Class 5 Rush gains one more Rush
Naga	Arm	20	+1% damage to Evil Demons	24	Rush Damage +5% | Fire Resist -15%
Nekomata	Arm	10	Ice Resist +2% | Electric Resist -1%	20	Charm Success Rate +50%
Ogre	Arm	1	Str +1 | MAG -1	10	STR +2 | MAG -1 | SPD -1 | If Attack is Class 3, STR +2
Pallas Athena	Arm	65	STR +1 | MAG +1 | Death Resist -5% | If LAW, STR +2	70	lvl * 0.25% chance to reflect Magic | Null Mute | Null Muddle | Null Stone | If LAW, STR +1, MAG +1 | If CHAOS, Rush -10%
Soul Stone: Dubhe	Arm	N/A	N/A	1	STR +1 | MAG +1 | SPD +1 | LCK -1
yaksini	Arm	30	+3% Damage to Beast	50	STR +1 | If CHAOS, Crit +20

*full credits to Indi



HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT? Did you shat brix? Because I just fucking ripped the whole motherfucking "Arm Soul Stones" list. And why did I do that? Because I fucking can, you fucktard. If I'm hardworking enough I'll rip the whole damn page for teh lulz. Even if I did ripped pages from any other informative sites, I'm not going to share it with you, you idiot.

inb4, Dojan as a role model actually encourages users to steal data from Fifi's blogs and other sites without crediting the original poster/creator.



So, dear Anon, if I'm an idiot, you must be a fucking retard with a serious issue of down syndrome. Fucking get a doctor today to treat your tardiness.





/note to Dojan: keep you your (grammatical failure) fanbois/gurls in check, Dojan. The next thing I'll do is start posting up all the chatlogs that will compromise the GMs and your credibilities.

If this wasn't the busiest week in my life, I don't know what it is then...

This is perhaps the busiest week in my entire life. For the first time, I actually did what I promised myself to do, which is fucking work harder. I doubled my working rate completing two weeks of work and university assignments in within a week. Of course, it comes with a price.

Which mean, I'm pretty much a low-life this whole week. Not being able to chillax with friends, 'cept for weekly 3 hours DotA with Chun Yung and Kae Kwang (gotta kick this habit), no games at all (again, except for the weekly DotA), no watching football matches (at least I don't have to suffer watching Chelski and Liverpoo bashing United's sorry ass) and only able to log in to my blog only once this week. Well, at least I have my work done.

Honestly, I'm a MMO addict. I think I've spent 8-10 years of my life playing a ridiculous amount of MMOs. Just when I'm trying to kick the habit of playing MMOs, I received two invitations to two MMOs, Lime Odyssey and Guild Wars 2. NAme practically threw my name on his soon-to-be-created-guild member list on Lime Oddysey. While I'm indifferent about Lime Odyssey, I'm excited about joining up with my clannies of Aspire in Guild Wars 2. With Tor, Ax and Loch, I think Guild Wars 2 will be another exciting chapter in my MMO experience. I just can't keep the excitement to myself, this is gonna be fucking awesome!

Da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dum... And I might throw some updates on both games when they are launched, though it'll be in another few months time. And I'm a bit skeptical about Lime Odyssey, I hope Aeria won't screw this game up.

Anyways, back to my midnight working period again, am rushing an assignment that is supposed to hand up later this morning. I doubt I will be able to finish it, but no excuse should be given since I was given two weeks to complete it. Gotta blame my shitty time management, working on other work and assignments instead of finishing this shit first. Argh... the suffering...

By the end of this week, I'm gonna watch some fucking movies with some pretty cool guys, hopefully so...


And this is a pretty good song:



Got this song from (500) Days of Summer OST and was hooked up with it.



/note: bitch downstairs is fucking annoying, laughing like a mad woman. I feel like going downstairs and give a her a bitchslap.


/edit: another awesome song by The Temper Trap:

Midnight update!

If you've been wondering where the hell I've been for the past few days, in terms of disappearing from house and not going online on any IM... Well, good news, I've been away from my beloved room (more like my basement, except it's above the ground for maybe 2.5 - 3 Meters), and MSN decides to block my account for allegedly "spamming". Well, at least they manage to solve the problem for me in within one day and unblock my account as soon as possible with full reasonable and satisfying explanation unlike a bunch of fascists/hypocrites (/note: Aeria) who block/ban you for no reason at all.

Man, I love good customer services.


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Can't really sleep right now, because I've took a nap in the afternoon, pretty much means I'll have to get back to my work and make myself tired from working. Sad case is sad.


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Congrats Rufu on the job offer from O&M, your cousin must've been fucking proud of you. Don't forget to pay me a visit when you're back in M'sia, although I don't think you have any reason to come to KL, except for collecting rent payments for your studio apartment.

What I'm trying to say is, fucking use your MSN Messenger. It's annoying when I can't get to you.

"BUDI BAHASA BUDAYA KITA" as you've requested.


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Manage to get a copy of (500) Days of Summer. I know it's a pretty "old" movie since it was released, I think 2 years ago? It's still a pretty decent movie to watch, at least compared with all the fucking movies recently. Spending these money kinda hurt my wallet... But, at least it's a decent movie, right? Right? RIGHT? (trying to convince myself over the lost of money) And she wanted to watch it with me... It's worth it.

Anyways, really, it's a decent movie. You guys should go watch it. Go download it or whatsoever and rub it on my face.


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And someone is trying to fuck up the connection, again.

Too much dissing makes Aki a bitter bastard

Yea, pretty much correct since I've been bashing dumbasses in our beloved MegaTen community for a streak of 3 posts. I don't really want to go around screwing dumbasses, but when shit is presented to me, I'll get a heart attack and I'll need some cure for my heart attack (writing out these posts). *sigh*

dumbasses in MegaTen, y u no let me happi?

Anyway, thanks to the 3 consecutive post on morons, I delayed a few should-have-been-published-posts. I've been wanting to summarize my activities during February for a few days, and perhaps this is a good time (too much dissing will cause me more heart attacks).

• I'm slacking a lot during February, that includes both work and studies. Apparently, I'm still in the holiday mood and this causes me to:
  
  
  • sleep more than 8 hours per day,
  • feel unmotivated whenever I'm in front of the computer screen,
  • basically, don't feel doing anything at all.

Perhaps, this month I'll be working harder to redeem all my laziness last month. LF> motivation!



• I think I'm one of the worse friend you'll ever get in your life. Normally, the last 2-3 days of the annual Chinese New Year holiday week will provide me some time to revisit my old friends, especially one who was a true friend to me when I'm still a young, immature bastard who needed a huge slap on his face to remind him, he is a fucking moron.
  
  I have a lot of things to thank him for, since he was one of those who was willing to talk to me when everyone thought of me as a foreign bastard who cannot speak in the local language; helped me out whenever I needed; most importantly, encouraged me a lot without turning into an annoying bitch which everyone seems to turn into when they start trying to act as a counselor to you. I felt like I owe him a lot, and if it wasn't for him, I won't be who I am now.
  
  Unfortunately, I was a fucking lazy bastard during that week and I didn't cared to visit him... I'm kinda pissed at myself for not visiting him. You might wonder why should I, since I could always send him an e-mail/IM/message on Facebook/give him a call/etc. Unfortunately, he doesn't use much applications on/rely on the internet, and he keeps changing his phone number. And now I feel worse... I'm truly a shitty friend.



• Weekly DotA... I can't believe I'm starting to play DotA again, all thanks to Chun Yung and Kae Kwang who dragged me to the nearest cyber cafe for a few rounds of DotA a few weeks ago. I'm now hooked up on DotA, and if you're living near my university, you might be able to see three dumb looking friends playing DotA every Tuesday or Wednesday. The need to control DotA addiction will be hugely appreciated.



• I got on the bad side of a lecturer in my university. I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with the bitch and she does seem to hate me for some unknown reason. Perhaps she hated the fact that I knew what she was going lecture and I knew most of her lectures are just crap. Then again, I need to pass this fucking course for that fucking certificate. Damn you certificate!
  
  I'm not finished being a huge ass towards her for targeting me, so I've listed out a few more possible reasons, because I heard she likes buttsecks, so I put a buttburt in my blog, so she can read my blog while she butthurt:
  
  
  • I'm far better looking than her boyfriend (perhaps ex, since I assume the boyfriend is not bitch-tolerant and the boyfriend is much better looking than me imo, only if he can just stay away from all his gaming console for a moment...),
  • The fact I knew what she lectured is not practical out in the industry, Art/Creative Director will not go over to you and asks you to do every shit thing step by step, the only damn time he/she will ask you about a certain project is during briefing and fulfillment of that certain project (wow... I just made her look more like an idiot),
  • The boyfriend finally got tired of the university treating him like a piece of shit and the girlfriend is not helping the situation by being a huge bitch who can't shut her cunt mouth up, so he decided to resign, gave a middle finger to the director and dump his annoying girlfriend who proceed to make a shit out of an innocent student who just happen to have a pretty blank face most of the time,
  • She has menstruation (is it correct?), every week... and unfortunately, I'm her venting target (shit, that's BS),
  • She is just a bitch. Period.
  
  If you saw this post, bitch, go ahead and QQ, perhaps even hand me a fail in this course. Suck my dick.



• Thanks to my laziness, I've watched a lot of movies last month, be it alone or with accompany. However, the movies last month was quite disappointing. In fact, I think most of them are crap.
  
  For example, Green Hornet. Seriously, this piece of shit makes me feel like jumping up to the counter in the cinema, grabbing my money back and run off. That's how bad it is. Seth Rogen was practically a shit in the movie and having Jay Chou in the movie wasn't making it any better. I hated Jay Chou, he makes crappy songs that can kills off boner, but I thought eventhough his songs are shitty and the past movie he stared in was shitty too, this movie should have some standards. It's a damn remake of a movie which Bruce Lee motherfucking stared in, it should've been awesome.
  
  I just felt like taking a time machine back to the past when I was paying for that piece of ticket that will eventually cause my mindfuck and pick a chair up, smash it on to my face, so that I won't be able to watch this movie. Damn it, I want Bruce Lee, his manliness and his awesome troll face back. Fuck you, Green Hornet, I mean this remake and fuck you, Jay Chou, and Seth Rogen too. It made me feel like all the incoming movies are going to be as shitty as it. DISREGARD ME, I SUCK COCKS!
  
  I just watched The Adjustment Bureau and it's a pretty good movie. I'm still being captivated by the awesomeness of it due one whole month of bullshit stories. Everyone should go fucking watch The Adjustment Bureau, seriously.



• I launched my MegaTen client after declaring I'm retired from the game (hypocrisy much) and one and a half month of not playing Megaten, because I:
  
  
  • was called back to help a friend on something,
  • start to miss my friends in the game,
  • am a lazy bastard who was finding excuse to escape from his work.
  
  I am a hypocrite! Rejoice, Aeria! You are being criticized by a hypocrite for being a hypocrite! Wait, what's that? Hmmm... Seems like Aeria is also a fascist. Awww... So, there are not much to rejoice, but I shall be as fascist as Aeria, so don't worry about about that.



• Apparently, I was not the only person who was pissed at the slow connection in the house. Tim is getting so pissed at our beloved low-life that he started confronting everyone in the house about torrenting. He was so mad that he checked up the IP, wrote the IP on a huge piece of paper and sticked it on the wall so that low-life can start to go out and find his piece of vagina. Next thing Tim is going to do is starting to throw banhammer on those who are torrenting.



• I just bought my copy of Sengoku Musou 3 Z recently, and I can't wait to have some free time to launch it on my PS3 (poor PS3 was used as a video player these few months, I bet it's gonna feel delighted when it's running a bluray with a fucking real game).
  
  You might be wondering, why the hell did I buy this game. I mean everyone says the same thing about the game, hack and slash, hack and slash; shitty storyline; same thing over and over again from the first installment to the recent ones. But hey, I'm actually a big fan of hack and slash, basically just the concept of killing tons of people in one short campaign or free mode of a certain action game. In real life, if I am to come across a bunch of men who wants to kick my ass, the most I can handle is around 3-4 men, but in Sengoku Musou, I can pawn thousands of dumbasses with just a few buttons and it boost my ego of being invincible in fights.
  
  Besides, being able to play as Akechi Mitsuhide is absolutely awesome. He is one of my favorite character in Sengoku Musou; though this motherfucker looks somewhat like Sephiroth, he is not gay like Sephiroth (lol, faggot) and he certainly can beat more Cloud Strifes up than Sephiroth. The other one being Azai Nagamasa (who might probably be my ancestor, maybe), who is always being pussy by professing his love for his wife over 9000 times, yet redeeming the pussy side of him by pawning every motherfucker in the game, because he is just that badass enough. Talk about awesome pawnage...
  
  Shit, I gotta clean up my shorts, I've just jizzed in it by writing this few sentences, brb...

...and that sums up my pathetic life during February.

Oh, and if you are playing MegaTen and you haven't vote for your possible future GS, please vote now. It'll be closed in another 11 days time, so don't forget to vote for our beloved Kuzunoha.Lee and faiLegacy, so that they can brag about it to their friends, and perhaps, Scovfail might even make either one of them or maybe even both of them as GSes.

[Imagine] Poll: Who will be our next GS?

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