Now, you'd be asking what did this dumb 15-year-old Singaporean kid told me to piss me off. He told me this:
"The M'sian equivalent of O Levels, SPM is nonsense *grins*"
Yes, I do agree, my friend. It is indeed stupid since we can have O Level instead of SPM, and more colleges and universities recognizes O Levels. However, as we all know, M'sia is a fucking "unique" country. Since it is "awesome", the government is freaking "unique" too. So, in order to prove its uniqueness, the MoE of M'sia created SPM, because M'sian are damn fucking "unique" and they just did it for teh lulz. Can you stop them? No. They have the authority and they can fucking do it just to piss everyone off. What can we do about it? Nothing. Therefore, we can now shut up.
He continued on saying this to prove that he's fucking smart and SPM is useless:
"SPM is still nonsense because they use Malay Language and it makes the education syllabus sucks *serious face*"
This made me realized that I was actually talking to a smartass. Well, it manage to hit half of my boiling point meter when he said that. You do fucking realize that M'sia has "Malay" in it's name. Of course, this doesn't justify anything. However, if you do realize that Malay Language is the fucking national and official language for M'sia, unlike you faggots in Singapore having Malay Language as national language and English as official language and act pr0 like a dumbass. No matter how much I hate M'sia, I still have to salute them for having the balls to stick to their roots and learn Malay Language. What made me lol'd more is the fucking fact that a non-Malay in M'sia can speak better Malay Language than a Malay in Singapore and screw the fuck out the Malay, because the fucking non-Malay can do so, all thanks to your fucking "nonsense/sucked" Malaysia education syllabus, motherfucker.
Still thinking he's smart, he said this:
"Most colleges and universities accept certificates for O Levels more than certificates for SPM *moar serious face*"
Erm... I think I've just said that not long ago, moron. In this case, I have to agree, partly. However, most colleges and universities accept certificates and grades for SPM, that's why no one gives a shit about taking O Levels in M'sia. If anyone cares, he/she will be studying in an international school or even take up A Levels later on. Even with O Levels, I doubt you'll be studying in any great universities across the world; you'll still need a higher certificate or degree. So, what the fuck are you trying to prove?
To make things look brighter, he said this:
"B-b-b-but, English is the international language, we should learn how to speak proper English, instead of learning some dumb language. The syllabus in M'sia causes the people there speak crappy English *innocent face*"
Well, I think the people in M'sia will damn well appreciate you calling their national language a dumb language. Here's the thing, you don't have to learn English in the school to speak proper English, smartass. You can learn it anywhere, everywhere. Back when I was a young and dumb kid, I can't even write or speak in proper English (do realize my country doesn't give a fuck about English), so to make sure I'm able to speak with proper pronunciation and grammar, I read tons and tons of books, checking the dictionary and ask around. I'm still speaking shitty English, but at least anyone who read this post know what I'm trying to say and understand the meaning of this post, am I right?
And his last effort to save his ego from being grind down to dust:
"It's still stupid to have the papers for SPM in full Malay Language *butthurt*"
Oh, at this point, how I feel like using my fist instead of my mouth. Do realize that not everyone in M'sia is as pr0 as you fucking egoistic Singaporean speaking English just to prove that you are all awesome. But, the truth is: no, you are all dumb to think that way, because most people can speak English and you dumbasses in Singapore speak Singlish instead of proper English. Also, please slap yourself before telling me something without actual fact. I made an effort to look around SPM examination papers and you actually have the choice of answering the papers in either English or Malay Language. WOW! WTF! English and Malay Language on the same paper, looks like a dumb Singaporean kid is dumb.
In conclusion, most Singaporean kids are a bunch of dumbasses who try hard to be smart, but always end themselves up as a bunch of idiotic smartasses and always end up butthurting when you prove that they're a bunch of high self-esteem, egoistic dumbasses who need brain surgery to boost some IQ. Fuck Singaporean kids.
Aren't you Singaporean as well? Wouldn't this mean that you hate yourself?
ReplyDeleteAnon> He isn't a kid anymore.
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't consider this dissing at you but you shouldn't make generalizations like that.
Sure, the 15-year old Singaporean kids you've met so far are reaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy stupid, idiotic, sucks anyone's cock/ass/butt/vag but maybe that's because they're 15 and to be fair, almost every 15 year old MALE is full of himself(or still looking for acceptance or something...).
'sides, you should take comfort that a lot of Singaporean English speakers can hardly be understood by other English speaking countries. Isn't that right, la?
Okay, I just realized that -THAT- kid dissed at Malaysia's native language.
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCKING HELL? What are these kids thinking? Learning English makes you automatically accepted? Heck, even if you know English but your accent is so crappy, no one can understand you except for your countrymen, what's the point of learning English at all? Yes, most Singaporean's English accent is FUCKING HORRIBLE.
If these Malaysian people don't understand, or rather, can't appreciate their own language, do you really think they would be accepted by anyone else?
Your native language, by all means is better than any foreign tongue you will ever learn at it is part of what defines you. If you do not even know or appreciate your own language, who else would do it for you?
As Gat Jose Rizal once said "Ang hindi mag mahal sa sariling wika ay higit pa sa malansang isda."
@Anon: How I wish to be a fucking Singa-fucking-porean... But, sorry I'm not, and that's the reason I love myself. Talk about narcissism lulz.
ReplyDelete@my dear nephew: No, I welcome awesome dissing and critisim, so that I can use my brain (brain's are slowly aging nowadays, gotta put it to use more).
To be honest, I don't mind a 15-year-old being dumb or self-rightous. Heck, I was a 15-year-old once, I know how dumb I can be those days, but I know one thing: when I realized I'm at the turning point of from a dumbass to a smartass, I STFU right away. Being a smartass = you're dumb, and tries so hard to act smart, adding on with high ego; with these, you're practically asking someone to land a punch right on your face.
The irony of what the dumbass said was, Malay Language is actually the native/national language of Singapore and he doesn't even realize that until I told him that, which pisses me more. You are a Singaporean, do make an effort to know your roots, etc pl0x, instead of making a fuck out of yourself from a foreigner who can give more facts about Singapore than you do.
Singaporean accent is indeed fucked up. Not saying I can speak in an awesome accent (typical Jap/Chink accent in my bloodline, bare with it pl0x), but at least I care to make my words clear and strive to talk in proper English. If I were to speak in Singlish, I'd be adding all the "hahas", "la", "also this and also that", etc in my posts. I'm also damn fucking proud of myself for not being egoistic when talking to others, one thing many/most Singaporean lack of. Here's a nice example (kinda exaggerating, but heck, why not do it for teh lulz).
Singaporean don't know how to appreciate their national language, Malay Language (for the over 9000th time). I don't really care if you don't appreciate your own national language, but DO RESPECT others' national/native language. Know how respect others and others will respect you as well. Don't go around bashing everyone acting like a egoistic smartass. Learn your manners. Again, most Singaporean lack those...
*oh fyi, I speak better Malay Language than most Singaporean, because I care to respect the culture and language in Malaysia and learn it just to diss the fuck out of Singaporeans.
Bunny> When did you become my uncle?
ReplyDeleteUnlike you, it does matter to me if someone appreciates their language or not as it shows how much, in my opinion, they think of themselves as it is a part of them but I do agree that if you can't give due respect to your language, never diss at a foreign one just because you think they are inferior or not (as) important.
Thanks for the info though. I didn't know Singapore's native language was part of the Austronesian language family.
On a side note and this is a "generalization" so don't be offended. Are Singaporeans really -THAT- egoistic and uncouth? As egoistic and as single-minded as the French?
@video> Konsssserning? Kemikalsssss? Sssskorpion? Subdyuuuu? Pepuuul? Rrrreally cold? Naaaathing? Aksyuuun?
What, in the fucking world, did I just watch?
And... adding "la" at the end of my sentences make me a pseudo-Singaporean, la?
I became your uncle for teh lulz. Anyways, as you said, the native language of a person = the identity of the person. I do realize that, most people can't appreciate that; meh, you can't really force them to like it. Then again, it doesn't mean you have the rights to diss/disrespect the language you dislike in front of others.
ReplyDeleteSingaporeans have a huge attitude problem. I worked there for years back then. I have tons of Singaporean friends and honestly, some of their attitude ticks me off a lot. For example, there was once some of the Singaporean friends invited me to join them for a trip to Johor (a state in M'sia, bordering the north of Singapore). During the trip, they did lots of stupid things in M'sia, because they can't do it in Singapore. They can't litter in Singapore, so they made an effort to litter everywhere in M'sia; they can't drive recklessly like a bunch of monkeys in Singapore, so they drive like a bunch of moron in M'sia, etc etc. They pissed the fuck out of me by doing so, I mean this is other people's country, don't fuck around there even just because you can't do so in your country.
Another nice example, the environment of the office and neighborhood. In the office, everyone have this shit "afraid to lose out to you" attitude. They won't share anything with you and certainly won't help you when you're in trouble, that's when you have to be careful of backstabbers who backstab you in front of the boss/authority whenever you're not looking. In the neighborhood, most people treat me like a pariah, because I can't speak proper English (maybe due to the fact I'm a foreigner too), which forced me to improve my English. For fuck sake, learn how to respect others...
That's the reason I never really trust Singaporeans. To me, they're a bunch of fuck ups, and since the adults are being so fucked up, the children inherit the shitty attitude too.
Regarding the video, Bolo Santosi or the female voice over is voiced by a Singaporean. Awesome accent, and they say they're awesome. I lol'd hard.
Adding a few "la" doesn't make you a Singaporean, but adding "la" to every fucking sentences without any good reason with the mentality of you're better than everyone makes you a Singaporean.
Okay, I think I need to rephrase the last paragraph for my last comment, in case it sounded offensive to you, my dear nephew.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry since the "you" in the paragraph is not directed to you, but it's should be rephrase as:
"Adding a few "la" doesn't make one a Singaporean, but adding "la" to every fucking sentences without any good reason with the mentality of he/she better than everyone makes he/she a Singaporean."
I apologize if it sounded like I was dissing you.
What? Oh. Nah. If I remember correctly, I did get a feeling of hostility out of it but I just shrugged it off. -IF- I remember correctly. D;
ReplyDeleteGotta love my habit of misuse of words.
ReplyDeletetoo bad you met a singaporean fucktard, because i can assure you there are much more retarded people else where, especially americans
ReplyDeleteAgreed and agreed. I've mixed a lot with Singaporeans, which irks me when their kids act like a piece of cocky dipshit. There are a lot of dumbfucks, no doubt about it, though I won't point my finger directly towards Americans. In my opinion, retards/idiots/morons are everywhere, they don't stay in a specific country or a specific area.
ReplyDeleteOk well, after I have read your blog I felt insulted because I'm also a 15 year old Singaporean kid o.o Freaky Coincidence... Although i may not speak malay(Cause Im Chinese) and I agree that the Singaporean kid was being an asshole.But I have to say that you shouldn't GENERALISE Singaporean kids as assholes. I myself don't litter in my country(Or any other countries) not because it's 'illegal' it is because I care for the environment and who wants to see an environment filled with litter? I also respect malays and their country and their language because I believe that everyone has their own right to follow whichever religion they want to.I also mix around with different races, although we may speak in different languages, we can speak english so we can communicate with each other.I agree that speaking english does not promote us to a higher level because all languages has a same value.I have a question for you. Why hate? Hate doesn't solve anything and besides you already said it was a 15 year old kid,just let it go.Forgve and forget for the wrong he had done/said, hating on him/her only ruins your day. Races and religion are like M&Ms you don't hate on one colour and say" I dont like Blue M&Ms,I only like red ones". Because deep down inside they are all just sweet and tasty chocolate. Wow my comment sounds like some disney-made with moral story O.o
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth are there spelling mistakes o.o
ReplyDelete@1st anon: Holy shit! Good work noticing on the hate part, Captain Obvious. Should I give you a clap? Nah... Well, if you did read my blog, you should've know that I'm an asshole, and I piss idiots like you who can't write with some decent vocabs or conjunction (and paragraphs) for teh lulz. The fact that you actually went off from the bloody main point justifies that you are INDEED an idiot to me. The only thing I'm dissing here are dumb Singaporean kids dissing the fuck out of other languages.
ReplyDeleteIf you do respect other languages, good, that's really good. Kudos for you. But, if you don't, you are in my category of what I call, "Dumb Singaporean kids". Don't get me wrong, there are lots of dumb kids out there, in every country. Hell, I bet I should even say every corner in the fucking world. That's the reason as a grown-up, we should at least advise them not to act like a dumbfuck.
Back to topic. If you are telling me I am generalizing all Singaporean kids as dumbasses, I urge you to read again. No, kid, I don't generalize all Singaporean kids as dumbasses, nor do I generalize them as assholes. Damn it, I didn't even write about them being an asshole in the first place. Assholes ≠ dumbasses, please get your facts right. Ugh... You really need to polish your reading skills.
Lastly, I know the concept of "forgive and forget" (your spelling, idiot), but that applies to those who really deserve it. For example, guy A steals something; he knows it's wrong, so he apologizes, takes responsibility on his actions and actually changes himself for the better. Next, we have guy B, he steals something too, he doesn't care about whether is it right or wrong, he doesn't want to take any responsibility on his actions and he keeps giving excuses, while repeating the same mistake. In this case, I'll definitely forgive guy A for his mistakes, he deserves to be forgiven and perhaps even respected for taking up the responsibility and changing himself. However, I doubt I'll ever go easy on guy B. It's the same situation on the kid I mentioned on the post above. I took the time out to explain why one shouldn't diss other languages and culture, and that's not even up to the scolding part, yet he doesn't appreciate it. Instead he finds some excuses to cover up, while trying to give me more bullshit. If that's my kid, it will not be post on this blog, it'll be a smack on his face, hard enough to make sure he realizes that he is making a fuck out of himself.
Dear anon, while trying to make some sense, you have to make sure that you get what message does the author want to convey to his/her audiences. If you don't, you'll end up looking like an idiot instead. I might be a troll, but I try to make sense time to time.
@2nd anon: Because you forgot to end your sentence with a question mark.
Malay is one of the most unoriginal retarded sounding languages. SPM is a joke from what I've heard (Glad I studied in Garden Int.) And glad I ain't living in that shithole of a country anymore. Straya mate!
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