[Imagine] What's the so called customer service?

Just because I can't let some statement by a pot smoker go past through so easily, I'm writing this post for teh lulz. If I remember correctly, giving out correct and accurate information to your customers is a part of servicing customers. When someone claims such statement like this:


yet, delivers results such as this:


(both screen are screened on 11th February 2011 at around [GMT +6] 2a.m.) it gets my blood boiled. Kuchi and Metro updates were a year ago updates which no one gives a shit anymore. If you were to post an accurate update, it'll be CoC2, fucking dumbass.

Please don't give any lame excuses, because as far as I know, it's fucking easy to update that page. I'd give you a /falcon punch if you try to act find excuses, because you used the fucking phrase, "CUSTOMER SERVICE". So, before making a statement, make sure you actually really manage to accomplish what you are about to announce, you hypocrite.






/unrelated to topic: since I left the chatbox running, this piece of jewel caught my eyes:


So, Mr. Smartass, when did Virgin SS turned into a tarot? inb4, smartass claims he is a veteran of the game and says that he's smart, proven wrong with the screen. So, I think I'd better reply his next comment:


Yes, you idiot, you left your brain in your rubbish bin, go collect it now.

Lecturer, if only one could act like one

As if today didn't start in a shitty way (everyday is shitty to me), there was a power cut this fucking morning that made me unable to work on my fucking PC. Adding on the heat effect, I decided to have my lunch earlier to find out my favorite chicken stall is closed. In the end, I ended up eating my lunch somewhere else and reaching the university one hour earlier.

Of course, shit doesn't stop there. During the critique session, my mood board was rejected right away by the lecturer, which left lol'd at myself. That's alright, I thought, since I can always redo the crap. The lecturer gave me a pissed off face and told me to redo the damn mood board right away with web references at she expected me to pass them to her by the end of the class, or else she'll sit at my side like a baby sitter until I pass the mood board up. Sure, I don't mind.

I went right off doing a Google search on the topic, and she didn't fail to annoy me every 30 minutes by my inability to produce a decent reference and a mood board. Well, I'd actually tell her that it's not easy for me to produce the results quickly, since:

1. I'm not a girl, don't expect me to find stuff on a girl topic quickly
2. You can save me the time by choosing my other choices for the website.

I'm not a genius by all means and I'm not a faggot, I don't do feminine stuff, unless I'm really forced to do so. Lucky me, apparently everyone in the whole group did a shitty job, which caused her face to look shittier than before.

Since she made my job easier by giving me a link to sample sites, I figured I'd just follow her instruction just to please her. Still, the sample images I gathered seems to lack what she wanted, and she keep saying everything's not relevant. Again, fine by me, I will just keep gathering until she's pleased.

When the class ended, I thought might as well just keep continuing on what I'm doing, since I'm not in a rush and I'll only go home 1-2 hour later. Apparently, someone was frustrated like a monkey lost it's banana and she sat by my side, complaining lots of crap as if she wanted me to give her a bitch slap. I wouldn't mind, but I'm not in the mood to retaliate. I left her rumbling about me and I just smiled and did the mood board as she instructed. I lol'd at the fact that she was the one who wanted to stay until I handed up my moodboard, and yet, she put on a shit face in front of me.

She kept repeating a few questions that made me chuckled.

• Do you like studying design?
  
  Erm... Isn't it obvious that I don't? To be honest, I'd rather study how to be a billionaire. Too bad, there are no courses such as that so I guess I'll just take what I can.


• Do you want to be a designer?
  
  No, if possible, no. I'd rather be Bill Gates' son. In that case, I can stay at home and sleep all day, without the need of worrying my income. I don't even need to be Bill Gates' son to stay alive, I don't spend much for starters and I don't waste my money on unnecessary things.


• Do you want fail this subject?
  
  Perhaps, no, since I'd rather not having you insulting my intelligence by asking me obvious questions that can be answered by obvious answers, because I don't want to be a designer by studying in a design-majored university LOLOLOLOL, for another term.

Some of you might throw me the "LOL AKI, WHY YOU NO SCREW HER BACK, YOU PR0 WHAT!". It's easy to lose my temper in this situation, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand the true meaning of lecturer and university. Now, if she were to be a lecturer, she won't really give a shit about me, unless I asked her to, instead of being a primary school teacher acting pissed and dissing the fuck out of a student who pays part of her salary. Do note that, I'm paying my fees, I do whatever I like and you can't fucking stop me. In other words, it's my money, unless you can get the money with force, which in respond I'll beat the shit out of you, ensuring you won't be able to speak or write after the beatings before robbing you in return and handing you to the police. In a short summary, fuck you. Most of the dumb so-called lecturers in my university do not understand how it work in university: students are supposed to be independent; if they fucked themselves up, let them be, unless they needed help and they actually asked you for help.

Why didn't I screwed her when she's actually asking for it? 5 simple reasons to this question:

• I'm really not in the mood for it, I still have the fucking headache and it's really trying kill me.
• I want my bloody certificate, not an expel from the university (do notice people tend to misuse their authority
  /example: Aeria and their bunch of hypocritical GMs and GSes, maybe except for a few of' 'em).
• She has a vagina, I have a dick, I'm compelled by my principles of not screwing the fuck out of a woman directly, and yes, I'm being sexist by exclaiming this statement. Go ahead and suck my dick.
• Retaliating to her remarks will render me being no different than her.
• If I really retaliate she'll have a huge fist mark on her face.

Maybe some of you might say I do not have the guts to do so in the university, but unfortunately, three lecturers had the enjoyment of watching me going /RAGE in front of them and another 40 students. Yes, you didn't misread. I actually did it during my first term in the university, when I actually shouted loudly at the dumbass with the following insult for not asking any permission before viewing my artwork (note how trivial the matter is and this gives an impression on how bad my temper is):

"You motherfucking cunt. Are you asking me to beat the fuck up of you now? Fine, I'll give you a choice, either in the hall in front of everyone or at the hallway, fucking choose now or I'll ensure you that I'll smash your balls. Fucking penis-filled cunt."

Yes, I remembered the exact words I used (but in a different language), because I knew that I shouldn't do what I did to the poor fella. That fellow coursemate of mine ended up beaten by yours truly and failed the whole term, because he was afraid to attend the lectures. What's hilarious about this was the fact that no one actually have the balls to stop me from beating the poor guy up, that includes the lecturers and no one tried to calm me down. What's more hilarious was one of the lecturer actually remember about that incident and told me about it when I met him a few months back (he told me he actually didn't know what should he do when I suddenly shouted). I bet the lecturers or any fellow coursemates might still remember how pissed I was back then.

I'm not afraid to punch someone, it's just a matter of do I want and do I have a reason to do so. And that was the first and the last time I got myself screwing someone up either physically or verbally in the university.

Back to topic, I would really like to ignore most of the lecturers in my university. I'd reason it, but if I were to write it out, it's somewhat like ripping off someone's pride, making them look like a bunch of clowns. I don't actually dislike all the lecturers, I like some of the lecturers too. Lecturers who has my respect has achieved either one or all of the mentioned points below:

• Those with dicks, real dicks. Not those faggots' dicks.
• Those with degree, majoring in Multimedia Design/Advertising/Animation/any courses in IT/or every damn thing.
• Those who have common sense.
• Those who actually helped me out, without being a bitch.
• Those who agree Mac sucks, big time.
• Those who are generally much more awesome than I am.
• Those who have either less or more than 3 short words as their name.
• Those who are a fighting shaolin monk, especially the one with the name, Jordan (fuck, zombiegecko pawns everyone's ass, even my ass will not be spared)
• winRARs.
• Those who fulfilled one or all points mentioned above or in special case.

If you think I only favor male lecturers by putting the first point above, you're pretty much wrong, because there are quite a lot of female lecturers who are much more awesome than their counterparts.

However, I'd appreciate if one working as a lecturer do really act as one. (/note: Jordan is a pretty nice example)

I'll bet $10, dumbasses will get more pissed and act like a bunghole when they read this post. Don't worry, I'm sucking it all up, because I knew it'll certainly happen, sooner or later.





/blog edit: added Chatbox due to constant nagging from a few friends and partly my reluctance of signing into any of the IMs in the university

/related to Imagine and the world: seems that people are becoming more and more like a fucktard as the days go on, wonder why?

Mood swing and another lazy day

Yes, yes... I have another mood swing which made me change the whole template again. Since my nephew said that the new template soothes the eyes of the viewer, I'd stick with this template until I'm free enough to make another wallpaper that doesn't cause eye bleed. Changed to a new clock from chibit, again. Most importantly, removed the navbar since it's kinda useless for me now. Most of the changes made during the last update, such as favicon, html changes, etc remained, so it's pretty much the same.
/edit: played with the typeface, leave a comment on it pl0x. Will revert to default if it's hard to read.

Anyways, yesterday was the last day for my holiday week, and today it's another bloody presentation day. The fucking headache I had two days ago miraculously came back to give me a shit day for a start. Of course as always, teh fucking bunny took 2 tablets of paracetamol tablets and shrug it off like an pr0 dewd.

The presentation on another hand... might be a bit disappointing, for the lecturer, I guess. She gave me a "lol, wat is you doing?" look. Bleh... I guess I'll do some refinements on the web design. So much for slacking off during holiday. Serve me right.

After the class, I had lunch with Chun Yung and Kae Kwang, and head to the nearest Cyber Cafe for four rounds of DotA. 2 wins and 2 loses, and I'm playing like a noob. All four rounds are in AP mode and I picked Drow Ranger thrice and used Troll Warlord for the last round. Despite me being a huge burden to the team, we manage to grab a pr0 host who kills others like eating peanuts and Chun Yung showing off 1337 skillz, raeping everyone's butt. Too bad we had massive lags and leavers during the last two match, so we are pretty much fucked up, 'cept for Chun Yung, pr0 dewd is pretty pr0.

So, I'm compiling my to-do list for the rest of the day till tomorrow morning. Hopefully I can finish every damn thing before rushing off to work and class.

• Fucking take a shower and grab a quick dinner,
• Refine the damn web design before Friday,
• Finish the rest of the leftover assignments that I'm supposed to finish during the holiday period,
• Install updates for my PC,
• Feed KIMCHI and visit his goddamn friends,
• Trash everyone in FIFA Superstars,
• Have a good night sleep,
• Wake up early... hopefully...

/still QQ'ing over the fucking slow internet connection. Who the fuck keeps downloading porn, get a life, screw a girl, dammit!





- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Took a screen of the default fonts and the edited fonts. Throw me a comment on which template you guys preferred the most.

- Default fonts on template - Edited fonts on template -

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Headache during holiday?

Can't believe I'm having such a bad headache during this holiday week. Freaking headache is killing me, can't concentrate in anything I wanted to do (inb4, QQ, you're writing this post LOL). Thought that I could shrug the minor headache off yesterday, but it became worse... I think I gotta get some medicine or else it's gonna kill me. It's giving me the feeling this holiday is gonna end in a shitty way...

Anyways, I've been playing browser-based games again recently, Facebook games... Alright! I admit it, I'm playing those games from Playfish, dammit. I'm kinda sick of committing myself to MMORPGs again, so I've decided to play some games on Facebook to relax. Thanks to my young cousin, I'm now playing EA SPORTS: FIFA Superstar. It's a pretty simple game and doesn't require much time, so I've decided to give it a go. Besides, 30 minutes per day wouldn't hurt much, eh?

...And I'm playing Pet Society... AGAIN... (-1000 man points for being a faggot, again, kthxbai) I have to admit the game is either for kids, girls or faggot. Unfortunately, I kinda like my pet in the game, and he looks pretty awesome (maybe?). Besides, it helps me use some parts of my brain... At least, I guess when I decorate my pet's house. Blargh... So much for excuses. I'll just drop a few screens here and let 'em do the talking. Presenting you, KIMCHI:





Isn't KIMCHI awesome? Pinkish squarish like a... Wait a minute... Yes, you fucking got it!! The bunny design I always used was inspired from KIMCHI. Damn, I love KIMCHI.

pr0tip: don't piss him off, he bites.



Quote of the day: "I still can read Japanese, enough for me to indulge myself Hentai's".
^ My nephew thinks it's awesome. Added 200 LULZ points.

[Imagine] Making dumb decisions

I hope this will be my last post on Imagine, since I'm quiting it 100%. The reason I'm writing this is:

1. I have nothing better to do,
2. I'm disappointed at some dumb, yet hypocritical decision made by the GMs,
3. Helping Shiki spreading out the dumbness.

Before I'm starting, please use your brain to read this post instead of your ass. I've got shit such as, "LOL, BUNNY, YOU ARE STILL ANGRY AT YOU BEING KICK FROM GS POSITION, FUCK YOU, SHIT SHIT SHIT, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" on my mail. If you're gonna use your ass, please go and suck you own dick and fuck off.


Now, unless you're living under a shell, you should know drama has been flying off everywhere since a (/maybe + 1/2) year ago. Bla, bla, bla and most of the doramaz can be found on Fifi's blog. I'll skip the doramaz which leads to me being kicked out from the team, since I've explained most of the things over 9000 times and I've already made a post specially for it.


Fast forward a few weeks, and poof, we have Indi getting temp (I think so?) ban and Fifi's dump being forced to pull down. I'm not gonna elaborate on that much since you all can find the details on here, here, here and here. Isn't double standards' a pretty kewl guy now?


Next, the kicking of NAme as a GS. I actually laugh at this, they are basically kicking out a senior GS (taking out DB, Tifa and mms who doesn't do anything from the list) who actually made efforts to log into the game, interact with the players and help out in the forums. Looking at the reasons, it made me laugh more. I'll dissect the reasons just for the lulz:

• The GMs tried to contact NAme a few times, but they didn't manage to get to him.
  Dumbass elaboration: NAme stayed invisible in YIM and we can't send any message to him; it is not professional to do so.
  
  How I lol'd to this: If you want to act professional in this, send NAme an e-mail, dumbass. Being professional in your work = e-mail to colleagues, clients, etc. If you are being serious in this, you don't use IM such as YIM, MSN, AIM and etc. to communicate, an e-mail is the professional way. Then again, if you can't get to NAme via YIM, is sending an e-mail so hard if it is so urgent? Back to professionalism, I'd lol'd hard during meetings where everyone talked shit, writing emoticons all over the place, acting cute like an attention whore instead of discussing important issues. A meeting which can be shorten down to less than 30 minutes was dragged to 1 hour for no reason. Yet, no GM did anything to stay on topic when everyone started to go off the topic. Professionalism? Anyone? More like hypocrite, eh?


• NAme is not representing Aeria and the GMs in a good way.
  Dumbass elaboration: NAme is being an ass towards the users. Thus, NAme is not representing Aeria and the GM team in a way we wanted him to.
  
  How I lol'd to this: When I saw this I actually laugh to the point I pissed the whole floor in my room. I'd like to remind the GM who said this, GS = community volunteer, which means, a GS is still a regular player which represent the community and only the GS team. A GS don't work for Aeria. Thus, a GS doesn't represent Aeria. A GS doesn't represent the GM team, because both are different matters, since GMs are employees of Aeria to manage the game, while GSes are being chose to represent the community and carry out certain duties handed out by the GMs, but do no carry the image of the GMs. GMs are the ones who carry the image of Aeria and every single shit they do will make Aeria look shittier. At this point, I understand why Dojan manage to write out such idiotic statements.


• NAme is being complained by various users and has issues with many users.
  Dumbass elaboration: NAme is a huge ass to all the users, he trolls the users and posting weird, but funny images to share laughter with everyone is certainly a bad influence to everyone.
  
  How I lol'd to this: To make NAme react to a troll is kinda hard sometimes, because NAme has this "I don't give a fuck" attitude which I greatly admire. My troll resistance is kinda low and I'll go /RAGE without warning, whereas NAme just shut his mouth up listening to all the shit and vent it all on other places. What made me laughed more was the fact that dumbasses said posting up funny images to share them with everyone is a misconduct. pr0tip: go to SB, sit there for 24 hours, see how many funny images are posted on SB, and go ahead chop off your balls, thinking that they are all offensive. Welcome to the fucking internet, like what you've said.


• NAme is being an ass towards the GS team.
  Dumbass elaboration: NAme is not being friendly with a certain GS and he is making a huge fuss out of it. Being unfriendly with one person will cause problems in the team, so we'll just kick NAme.
  
  How I lol'd to this: As far as I know, NAme doesn't give a shit about the other GS, it was the other GS who was backstabbing him the whole time, making a huge fuss, saying that NAme is not fit to be a GS, he's lazy, etc. Which made me wonder, do you guys get the facts straight before passing a judgment? So, someone who keeps kissing your asses is always correct, while someone who keeps quiet and doesn't give a shit about anything as long as everything's ok is wrong? Before firing/kicking someone from a group, if I am the leader, I'd make consideration about the effort the members put in, not the bullshit ass-kissing they slap on your face.

I know you guys will say, "hey, bunny, but teh GMs is working hard to make sure everything is working in order and it's a tough job for them to do all those things". Well, tell me how many shit they've corrected and how many bullshit bugs there are in the game. I'm not gonna pursue on this issue, you can go check Fifi's blog, I'm sure there are tons of bugs waiting for you to read. If you can't get a game working correctly 24/7, at least make an effort in customer service. We are your customers, be fair to us, don't treat us like a bunch of kindergarten dumbass kids who don't know ABC. If you think it's tough and you're gonna using that as an excuse, resign from your job. Every job is tough. Half working and studying is tough. I complained about the workload sometimes, but still I have to give 100% on my work and studies. Giving a constant excuse about how hard it is to complete these things, instead of doing what you can to make the results of your work perfect is a fucking lazy shit excuse. Think about it.


Next, we have teh Shiki temp ban fun. Shiki's first temp ban, I can't say much on this since it's partly Shiki's fault for being a douche (more like saying a bluntly honest statement at your face), but it's still pretty harsh to just throw a temp ban on Shiki for just posting that two lines when any GM can just delete the post easily. A warning should be sufficient to not to repeat it again.

Shiki's second temp ban, I /facepalmed so hard that my nose nearly broke from my own slap. It's so clear that Shiki is being targeted and every move he made will be used against him. Shiki made a joke, and to be honest the joke wasn't even offensive to most, I would even laugh along with the others on that joke. If this is offensive, what about the over 9000 same kind of joke made on SB? I bet all the users who made the same jokes should be given out a temp ban too, am I right? Go ahead and ask Fifi for all the logs, I'd be surprise if you can't find some post similar to Shiki's. "sex" is a fucking common word, everyone says it. For fuck sake, don't fucking deny that you never used "sex" in your sentence. "sex" as in gender? Fucking moron? "sex" as in getting laid/scored a guy/chick? Come on, don't tell me you never had sex? I don't think I need to further elaborate since, Shiki has already save me the job on this bullshit, refer to this.


I'm honestly disappointed with these dumb decisions made by the GMs recently. I'd dig more, but the more I dig, the higher the chances I'd get an heart attack.

"aeria y u no success?"

This song keeps repeating itself in my head

I was correcting my script the whole night and I'm already awake for more than 24 hours. My damn eyes hurt like shit and I feel like having a nap, but I still have some scripting to do. What's makes the situation worse is this freaking song keeps looping in my head:



Someone sent me this song yesterday and it's still playing in my fucking head, I seriously can't get it out from my head. I can't believe I even linked the damn .mp3 to the script causing massive lulz when I tried to publish it. Hopefully, I won't have the damn flash ended up as Megaman getting his ass kicked by Airman...

Geez... I'm so high right now, singing to this damn song, nodding my head like a dumbass.

LF> someone to do my work, dammit!


--------------

Remind me why the hell I hate univerity... It's fucking holiday for the next 5 days and the assignments and projects are doubled.



"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!"

バン二★大好き: Few updates on blog

If you haven't notice, I've made a few changes on バン二★大好き recently. List of changes:

• The wallpaper provided by Blogger was changed today. I changed the wallpaper my usual bunny wallpaper.


• Favicon was changed. Instead of the default Blogger favicon, "B", it was changed to the "★" sign that can be found in my bunny character designs.
  /edit: retouched favicon since it's tilted to the right


• Background color is changed to "#d1d3d4", the code for 20% K, 0% C, 0% M, 0% Y, or we can just say it's freaking light gray. It might be a bit hurting to keep looking at it for a long period. If you think it's too bright and I should tone it down, leave me a comment as usual.


• Few pages were added. I'll stick with the current pages and I might add a few more in the future if needed.


• HTML code has been retouched again for my own purposes, just for teh lulz.


• Links on the blog, excluding those under author's profile and archive tab will now open in either a new tab or a new window, depending on the setting of the browser.
  /edit: codes are working perfectly now, thanks Ren for reminding my code errors


• Miku clock is starting to annoy me, changed to Chibit's blogparts.


• Trackers on the blog, except for Ninja Tools were changed to invisible mode for lulz purposes.


• Added "games I'm currently playing" tab and list.


• Commenting availability are now open to all, including anonymous so that I'll get trolled.

I guess those are all the changes I've made. I might have left out a few, but I guess they will not make much differences on the blog. And...

I guess IE hated the changes I made on the blog, and it starts screwing the blog up in the most creative way it could. Therefore, it's best to view this blog with either Mozilla Firefox or Goggle Chrome, though I don't really like Chrome. Use Firefox, it's still the best browser out there. So, what are you waiting now? Go fucking download it now!

Oh, on a side note, Mac sucks, yea.







/sidenote 1: planning to do some updates on the html for my other sites, especially Biting Biscuit, thought it won't happen any soon, since I'm fucking busy and it will be a pain in the ass to do every damn thing.

/sidenote 2: taken down some of the dumps and guides on my blog. Might take down guides from other sites and host them on my site soon.

/sidenote 3: DC Universe Online looks promising, I'm not a big fan of those western hero comics (DC, Marvel, etc), but the trailer did get me exited about it. Too bad it's p2p and I reluctant to splash out money from my wallet to play online game these days. Anyways, enjoy the trailer: