Monday, January 31, 2011

This song keeps repeating itself in my head

I was correcting my script the whole night and I'm already awake for more than 24 hours. My damn eyes hurt like shit and I feel like having a nap, but I still have some scripting to do. What's makes the situation worse is this freaking song keeps looping in my head:



Someone sent me this song yesterday and it's still playing in my fucking head, I seriously can't get it out from my head. I can't believe I even linked the damn .mp3 to the script causing massive lulz when I tried to publish it. Hopefully, I won't have the damn flash ended up as Megaman getting his ass kicked by Airman...

Geez... I'm so high right now, singing to this damn song, nodding my head like a dumbass.

LF> someone to do my work, dammit!


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Remind me why the hell I hate univerity... It's fucking holiday for the next 5 days and the assignments and projects are doubled.



"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!"

Saturday, January 29, 2011

バン二★大好き: Few updates on blog

If you haven't notice, I've made a few changes on バン二★大好き recently. List of changes:

  • The wallpaper provided by Blogger was changed today. I changed the wallpaper my usual bunny wallpaper.

  • Favicon was changed. Instead of the default Blogger favicon, "B", it was changed to the "★" sign that can be found in my bunny character designs.
    /edit: retouched favicon since it's tilted to the right

  • Background color is changed to "#d1d3d4", the code for 20% K, 0% C, 0% M, 0% Y, or we can just say it's freaking light gray. It might be a bit hurting to keep looking at it for a long period. If you think it's too bright and I should tone it down, leave me a comment as usual.

  • Few pages were added. I'll stick with the current pages and I might add a few more in the future if needed.

  • HTML code has been retouched again for my own purposes, just for teh lulz.

  • Links on the blog, excluding those under author's profile and archive tab will now open in either a new tab or a new window, depending on the setting of the browser.
    /edit: codes are working perfectly now, thanks Ren for reminding my code errors

  • Miku clock is starting to annoy me, changed to Chibit's blogparts.

  • Trackers on the blog, except for Ninja Tools were changed to invisible mode for lulz purposes.

  • Added "games I'm currently playing" tab and list.

  • Commenting availability are now open to all, including anonymous so that I'll get trolled.

I guess those are all the changes I've made. I might have left out a few, but I guess they will not make much differences on the blog. And...

I guess IE hated the changes I made on the blog, and it starts screwing the blog up in the most creative way it could. Therefore, it's best to view this blog with either Mozilla Firefox or Goggle Chrome, though I don't really like Chrome. Use Firefox, it's still the best browser out there. So, what are you waiting now? Go fucking download it now!

Oh, on a side note, Mac sucks, yea.







/sidenote 1: planning to do some updates on the html for my other sites, especially Biting Biscuit, thought it won't happen any soon, since I'm fucking busy and it will be a pain in the ass to do every damn thing.

/sidenote 2: taken down some of the dumps and guides on my blog. Might take down guides from other sites and host them on my site soon.

/sidenote 3: DC Universe Online looks promising, I'm not a big fan of those western hero comics (DC, Marvel, etc), but the trailer did get me exited about it. Too bad it's p2p and I reluctant to splash out money from my wallet to play online game these days. Anyways, enjoy the trailer:

Friday, January 28, 2011

[Imagine] I'll answer all your questions, once and for all

All right, I've been receiving mails from everywhere recently, and some of them are starting to annoy me. Therefore, I'm gonna write a summary of Q&A's here, in case you're too dumb not to read my blog or understand what I'm trying to say in my mail.


Q: Syu, why are you not a GS anymore?
A: Please refer to this.



Q: Syu, why did they remove you from the GS position?
A: Again, please refer to this.



Q: Syu, are you really sure Dojan was the one who caused you your position as a GS? Don't make a blind accusation at Dojan.
A: First of all, no one will give a shit about my blog, which unless you're a dickless fella or a friend of mine. Also, I didn't put all the blame on Dojan, because I know Dojan has no dick, and I doubt it's all entirely his doing. Now, I've been posting stuff on few person, includes Dojan and faiLegacy prior being kicked. If you do read the posts, you'll realize I've been making fun of Dojan for his misuse of words and his ego, and faiLegacy for being pure dumb. Let me ask you this, if I were to laugh you like that and you're a person with no dick, will you piss you pants and cry like a baby? I think it's highly possible. That's why I thought that Dojan and faiLegacy both backstabbed me back then. Also, the dumb GM who removed me from my position is to blame as well. I've stated the reasons here, that the dumb reasons the GM gave me for kicking me out from the team is plain dumb. Read it again, and if you disagree, you are free to suck my dick.



Q: Syu, are you still active in Megaten?
A: Not really, I'm planning to retire soon. I have much better things to do: work, studies and most importantly, better games to play. I used to like Megaten's community, but with lots of dumbasses and ass lickers in the community nowadays, it turns me off. So, farewell Megaten.


Q: Syu, will you still be playing Megaten? (... in the future?)
A: Nope. Reasons stated as above.



Q: Syu, will you still drop by on forums or SB?
A: If you're a hot chick and I'd get to screw you, maybe. (I'd prefer Mem though.)



Q: Syu, are you angry/still angry about being kicked out from the team?
A: Erm... I'm not angry for starters, I actually laughed at the whole doramaz, laughing at how dumb dumbasses can be. To be honest, I don't really give a shit about position.



Q: Syu, will you still help out on infos and guides?
A: Maybe, if I'm free; most probably via other sites though.



Q: Syu, you kept saying you kept a "data dump" that contains much better info than the current wiki, where is it? I've only see a few guides on your page and nothing more.
A: Well, I intend to keep them as drafts and in my locked sites, because the whole data are page sources from obvious sites such as: Fifi's blog (wow, why am I not surprised), Indi's blog, Royce's blog, and many more sites. You'd think I'm a dumbass for not saving the infos first, because the infos on the web are not permanent, and with the ongoing doramaz with Fifi (she has the best source of info, face it, motherfuckers, Aeria wiki sucks), surely one day her dump will go offline IT'S OFFLINE (serve all of you right)! So, good luck sucking up to the crap wiki and just convince yourselves that the wiki is perfect (come on, I'm just saying what Dojan's thinking).



Q: Syu, do you still log in?
A: If I feel lulzy enough, yea, I'd do it for teh lulz.



Q: Syu, do you accept PMs and mails regarding certain issues?
A: If it's important, please send me an e-mail or drop a comment on my blog instead.



Q: Syu, do you know you sucked as a GS?
A: Boo-hoo, you're welcomed. Go ahead and lick Dojan's pussy.



Alright, I'd admit it, I made up the last question since no one has the guts to tell me that in my face (I'm expecting haters to do so), but I always do it for teh lulz. Final words, Megaten is a dying game, it will die sooner or later, good luck for those who still kept faith in that game.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

"Epic" douchebag/troll



Douchebag, we know one when we see one.

Apparently, Souji was the asshole who caused Adachi going on a murder rampage.



/sidenote 1: Syntax error is a troll, AS3 generated few scripts that causes my whole flash stuck in continuous flashing state prompting me to fix the syntax errors.

/sidenote 2: Sony is a troll, I bought the 250 GB version of PS3 awhile ago for extra storage purposes and they launch the 320 GB version a few weeks later.

/sidenote 3: I am a troll, I kept sleeping for around 12 hours each night this week and feel like a sloth.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Racism at its best

I just finished watching "Faster" awhile ago, and what happened in the cinema made me have the urge to smash my keyboard again.

Since the class lecture ended early today and I feel like being a lazy bum (still a fucking lazy bum the whole damn time), I went to the cinema to watch "Faster" alone (yes, I'm trying to be a sad asshole here). Yea, I know I could've do something, but I just wanna spend some money (because I can) to do something that doesn't require me to use my brain before sitting down in front of my PC to script.

Anyways, I went to the cinema after the lecture. I went in the hall and found my sit which I found out a pair of Chinese couple sitting beside me. The dumbass boyfriend was talking loudly like a pariah in the hall. What's my problem? None, since the movie wasn't started yet.

Well, I don't have any problems with that dumbass for talking loud as if he's at home, but what pushed me to my boiling point was the content of the conversation between the couple. The fucking boyfriend actually was screwing up all the Malays loud and clear in the hall. Fucking idiot didn't even realize he was in the fucking public area, which some Malay might understand Mandarin, and he might get a nice beating when he step out from the hall.

I'm not a nosy bastard who goes around pointing others faults. However, this motherfucking idiot was being racist to all the Malay. What did he said? Lemme highlight some of the stuff he said after this.
Disclaimers:
  • I'm a half-Chinese myself,
  • I have friends of all races, such as Chinese, Africans, Japanese, Caucasians, Malays (including Indonesians), Indians, Africans, etc you-name-it,
  • I can be racist to anyone, no one is safe from me if I decided to be a huge ass to you and that includes myself, I call myself a noodle-nigger (that's how you try to be racist to sushi-eating bastards) when I fucked some shit up,
  • I hate morons.
Without further ado, I now present you the dumbfuck statements:

"Malays are all pigs"


Lol wut? Now, what's your point? I'm not a Malay, nor do I favor Malay and I personally dislike some of the Malay. However, what's the reason for you to call all the Malays, pigs? What if someone decides to say all the Chinese are pigs? Would you like that? I'd be willing to say that right in front of your face just to piss the fuck out of you, dumbass. Do justify why the fuck you make such racist statement.

"all the Malays who get in the same class with me don't even need to study get in the class, hell, I get 8 A's in SPM and they get only 1 A, Malays are pigs"


Ah, now we are talking. So what? For your fucking information, the world isn't fair. I can whine the whole fucking day and tell everyone that I'm not being treated fairly, the lecturers in the university picked on me because I can't draw well; some designers picked me badly because I hate Mac; dumbass clients picked on me because they are the ones who pay me my money; etc. THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR, YOU BIG CRYING BABY. That's when you have to go prove yourself to the world. You are not just competing against them, you are in fact competing against the whole world. University is just another stage of studies, and to be honest, you can be a hell of a student in university, yet a shit when you're out in the society. That's why what's important is what you're doing out in the society. And that doesn't even justify your claims of Malays are pigs, you dumbfuck.

"look at those four Malays in the front seats, just look at their face, they must be a bunch of criminals"


What the fuck? Christ, you seriously have a serious fucking problem right here, my friend. You are clearly judging a book by it's cover. How can one, be so racist that he/she just point at a person of different race and just bluntly say that person is a criminal. Those Malay kids might wearing pariah kinds of clothes, which they think is "cool" or somewhat that, though they made them looked like punks, but it doesn't give you the rights to just call them criminals. No shit, they might be more awesome than you, you don't even know that, you fucking idiot.

"Malays have higher crime rates than all other races in Malaysia, the race is full of criminals"


Fuck what? This is the dumbest shit I ever heard in my whole life. So, you Chinese are much more pure and holy? Fuck off. Trying to compare races using crime is dumb. In this case, whoever commit a crime are still criminals. We don't go around everywhere and say, "hey, you are a *insert race*, you are a criminal". The statement you're giving is just an assumption with no facts and evidences back ups. Well, I can be a big ass too by assuming that Chinese are criminal race since there are more Chinese in the world than other races and the probability of Chinese fucking every shit thing up is higher than all other races, you cunt.

"*a girl walks in and sit beside the Malays kids mentioned above* poor girl, she's gonna get raped by those Malay pigs"


Can I slap this motherfucking now? I can really ridicule you many times just with this statement. Again, how can you judge a bunch of fellas just by their appearances? Saying that statement, you are assuming those kids are rapists. Jesus-fucking-Christ, they might act like punks, but I seriously doubt that they are not civilized. Come on, even a dumbass 5-year-old kid knows that it's against the law to go around flipping girls' skirt and at take a peek at the panties, what's more with rape. Yes, there are morons sometimes who can't keep their penis in their pants, but that doesn't mean that those kids are rapists. Take me for example, I can be a fucking pervert sometimes and I'm dead serious about that. I'd like to spend my whole day screwing girls because I love to do so, but do I go around raping girls/women? No. Why? Because I know it's uncivilized to do so and against the fucking law. Why not tell your girlfriend she's gonna get raped by those Malay kids, it's better, isn't it?

"the Malaysian government are racist and they give all the benefits to the Malays, Malays are pigs"

Boo-hoo! So, now you're complaining about the government which majority consist of Malays. We are fucking human, we can be unfair sometimes, we can be damn fucking bias. Take me for example, if I were to give out my stuff to between my brother or a stranger, maybe let's say a close friend or even a close relative, who actually really need the item and can't afford to get it, there's still a higher chance of me giving the damn thing to my brother. Am I being unfair? Yes, I certainly is and I'll fucking admit it. Well, not relevant enough since this is about race? Put me under the same situation, but with two strangers, one, the race as me; another, a different race. Again, I won't be surprise I'd be giving my stuff to the person same race as me, even though the another person needed the thing more. Everyone in this world will give benefits to those who have more connection with them, everyone in this fucking world is unfair, either a bit or totally unfair. What's more, you have a government of Malay majority. What can you expect? You are dumb to expect to have them to give priorities to you first, this is what I call unrealistic expectation. Another thing on your statement, do realize Malaysian government do consist of minority races, and with your statement, you are actually saying everyone in the government is racist. Oh? So, Chinese are being racist to Chinese too, eh? And I can assume that Chinese is not so holy after all, eh?

I can only remember these few statements he made due to the /RAGE growing in myself. Although, I'm getting more and more pissed, I kept quiet since I assuming he's just fucking immature and it's not worth my time to go fuck him up. This fucking moron didn't only manage to piss me off, even his more matured girlfriend was fucking pissed and knew that this dumbass is a true idiot (wondering why the hell she still haven't dump this moron), which means he's a big doofus. I like the part when the girlfriend tell him right in his face saying that he'll get beaten up one of these days, I kinda wanted to punch him that moment just to shut his mouth up.

However, this is not the only reason he managed to piss the fuck out of me. When the movie started, this dumb shit still talked loudly (this time about the movie) like a fucking retard. After 40 minutes, I decided I had enough which I turned to this motherfucker with a wide smile on my face, taking off my glasses and told him, "can you please shut the FUCK (yes, it's in caps cause I shout fuck out) up? thank you". I love how he reacted after that, I was actually expecting him to act tough in front of his girlfriend, since most immature dumbasses do this. Instead of being a IRL tough guy like the way how the talked, he turned into a fucking coward trying to act nothing had just happened and shut the fuck up almost immediately without even apologizing. When the credit rolled, I made an effort to find a reason to punch him, by staring him right in the eyes, just to have this moron cowardly running out from the hall, in which I followed him right away just to make him piss in his pants. I lol'd at this moron, he walked so fast that when we're out at the hallway of the shopping mall, he was already out of my sight.

I'm gonna touch some of the racist issues in Malaysia. I know some of you might be saying some shit to me like, "Malays started it first", "Malays are being racist to Chinese", "Malays told Chinese to 'go back to China'", etc. I hope you fucking idiots who said that know that two wrongs doesn't make a right. You still can't escape from the fact that you are also a racist when you start making remarks like the moron I mentioned above. In fact, you are a fucking hypocrite for claiming others as racist when you are making racist statements. That being said, I not pointing all the faults to Chinese/minority races alone. Malays on the other hand need to use their brain too and stop sprouting racist comments like eating popcorns. If you want someone to be nice to you, you have to first, be nice to the other guy. You are basically asking for another unrealistic expectation to ask someone to respect you or be nice to you when you're acting like an asshat. If you want someone to stop pointing fingers at you for something that you didn't do, fucking make sure you didn't do in the first place. No one will pick on you for no reason... alright, maybe some fuckers who have nothing better to do. Malaysians are making me laugh at their One Malaysia shit (they say it's the concept of "unity") when they can't even stop being racist and fucking each other up in the first place.

I think I can just safely presume this dumbfuck is not only an immature moronic racist, he's a fucking coward too. I like how he managed to crush my hopes of punching a stranger after a long long time. If Mr. Dumbass manage to come across this post, I'll drop a message just for the fuck of it:

"I'll be a racist too by generalizing all Chinese as pigs, motherfucker."

Saturday, January 15, 2011

I JIZZED ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER!

I'm not a fan of rap, but this song is seriously awesome:



I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER! AND YOU ARE NOT ON A FUCKING BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER! AND I FUCKED A MERMAID, MOTHERFUCKER! HAVE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!?

Boat is srs bsns, and this song is srs bsns too. Fucking awesome, make me wanna go for a boat ride too. If that does happen, I'm gonna sing that song on the fucking boat.

Another awesome song by The Lonely Island:



Makes me wonder, will I get dehydrated for jizzing like that? Who jizz in their pants by just doing some stupid things? Though I did jizz in my pants after listening to both awesome songs.


tl;dr - The Lonely Island is fucking awesome, go check out their official site nao!


/edit:



I just had sex too, and it's fucking awesome.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Erm... WTF, scam?

I'm still doing some project now, I know it's already 4 a.m. and I'm still awake. Anyway, I got this e-mail which made me lol'd over 9000 times. Presenting:



I guess scammer has became much more creative nowadays? Trying to cheat the fuck out of naive 15-year-olds doesn't work on me, dumbass. Still, it's pretty obvious this is a scam mail, unless... you're dumb? I mean, even you're unsure, just google it out and you'll realize this is a scam mail. Even my dog knows this is a scam mail. This shows how "brilliant" scammers can be.

So, in reply, I post this message on this post for teh lulz, in case you're still waiting for me to get scammed:

"Well, dumbass, in case you haven't notice, I haven't touch my fucking account for 2 freaking whole years. Also, trying to scam me in this way = you're dumb. Nice try, but 1) nub scammer is nub, 2) I don't give a shit about saving my account on a fucking game I'll never play again, 3) thank you, come again.

tl;dr - Suck my cock, scammer."


What am I trying to prove here: you are dumb if you're scammed by this dumb mail, congratulations.




Anyway, I'm starting to update Biting Biscuit again. Head over there and have a look if you have some time. Cheers!

Monday, January 10, 2011

Epitome of a fucking douchebag

Once in awhile, we have douchebag as our main character in a certain game series. Real awesome douchebags who actually is a big fucking douchebag in the game that everyone actually adores him/her (though we usually have more males as douchebag) is hard to come by. To qualify as a douchebag, you have to be awesome, non-faggot and most importantly, also a badass yourself. So, what's my problem with main characters as a douchebag? No, none, except for the fact that both fucking Persona 3 and Persona 4 have douchebags as main characters (double pawned, motherfucker!)

1-2 months ago, my conversation with Rufu was all about the main characters of P3 (Persona 3) and P4 (Persona 4). The fact that both of them, namely Minato and Souji are the biggest douchebags fascinates us. Now, you might wonder how do they qualify as douchebags. They look like regular high school students, except for the fact that they summon some stupid so-called "Persona" stuff and does stupid things like fooling around in the school during midnight and jumping into TVs for teh lulz.

Well, I shall make a short summary of both P3 and P4 which will show the douchebaggery of both Mr. Minato and Souji (spoilers ahead):

"MC (main character) is a emo kid/plankton fella from somewhere far away who got transfered to a new town, which he treated everyone like a bunch of pariahs. During the course of the events, he found out he can summon Personas which increases his badassary to over 9000 points. He pawned the fuck out of everything and anyone who dared to disturb his fun time of wandering around school during midnight/jumping into the TV in a dumb shopping center with his pariah friends. He eventually screwed EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING GIRL in the town just to prove his manliness. He dated tons of girls at the same time just to show he has balls as big as a fucking watermelon. He made everyone in the town respect him and sought him as a fucking hero just for teh lulz. After having much fun with the girls in the town, he finally decided to fucking die/leave the town for teh lulz. The-motherfucking-end."


See what I mean? Douchebags.

The main point of our conversations always ended up with, Minato and Souji screwing every girl in the town. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK? How the hell a person manage to do some shit like that? It's not that both Rufu and me a desperate dudes who are asking to get laid 24/7, I mean guys at our age definitely did it once or twice... Okay, I confess, maybe more? But, to screw the girls in the whole town? Man, that's a feat. I can't start imagining the time, courage and skills to do so.

The person who actually comes close to either Minato or Souji in my opinion is Mark (another fucking douchebag, and this time IRL, my cousin's ex-housemate who never fails to bring AT LEAST a girl back to his room once a week) and I seriously doubt he was as awesome as either Mianto or Souji. It's impossible to accomplish such thing, especially when:
  1. The girls are fucking emotionally tied with you, more specifically, all the girls are actually you girlfriends and I mean as in lovers kind of girlfriend, you dumbass

  2. You're living in a small town, you're bound to meet another girl you've screwed when you're dating another girl... Talk about skills to evade and coming up with excuse

  3. You're constantly being monitored by some others, i.e. you're fucking senpai (Minato even screwed the fuck out of her) or you're fucking uncle who works as a policeman (talk about screwing girls under the age of 18, though you're under 18 yourself, but hey, pedophile LOL)


Evidence motherfucker, I have one:


Someone who manage to complete such feat deserves to be a fucking douchebag and certainly deserves to be respected as an awesome dewd. Well, not forgetting everyone in the fucking town respect you, and think you are a fucking hero. Let's not forget you drag everyone else to do stupid unnecessary things for teh lulz, yet manage to retain the highest score in the whole fucking school just because you are fucking awesome. Who the hell even manage to keep the fucking same posture wearing different clothes (LOL WUT! A dress?):


I know I only showed Souji's images on this post, I wish I'm actually free enough to go hunt for more images, but hey, these 2 images are more than enough to prove their douchebaggery. I seriously don't know where to start with the praises, but as far as I know...:

Minato and Souji are fucking douchebags and they are the epitome of a fucking douchebag. No one can accomplish what they've accomplished, and that makes them more awesome than YOU.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

B> new memory for my brain; end of holiday

So, today's the second day of the new term for my university and boo-hoo, I manage to fucking oversleep again. I picked up my phone to realize it was already 10 a.m. and my course was supposed to start at 10.30 a.m. I jumped right into the bathroom, took a quick shower, dress myself up as fast as I can and ran to the university as fast as I can.

I reached the hall around 10.35 a.m. Lucky for me, lecturer was having some stupid problems with his laptop. I walked to the back row of the hall and took a seat (late motherfuckers sit at the back of the hall) only to have this following conversation:

Some dude who apparently knew who I am: Yo, wassup!
*stares at him for a minute*
Me: Yosh, morning.
Dude: Dude, cut your hair?
*scratches head*
Me: Err... yea... Erm... Who are... you? Again?
*the dude stares at me for awhile, and his face shows a certain disappointment and irritation*
Me: Wut?
*dude points a middle finger to me*
Me: Wuuuuut!?


...Erm... Okay... Apparently, this fella have the nerves to show me a middle finger which is a common gesture among me and my friends, I think he's somehow my "friend"? I can't believe I forgot who the fuck he is. In this case, I can only sit on my chair and keep trying to remember who the hell he is, which is kinda useless since my brain seems to get more and more forgetful.

Therefore, to the brave dude who sit in front of me, I'm sorry I forgot who are you, I can't remember anything, and if you do read this post, I apologize again and please do remind me who are you the next time we meet, I hate the awkwardness between us.

Anyways, start of a new term + back to work = end of holiday, can't say I'm really refreshed, but I think I'm more motivated for the next few months? Lulz... I know some of you bastards are dissing the fuck out of me, because I broke the promise of not touching the PC during holiday weeks. But hey, come on. What's the harm of playing a few rounds of Counter Strike and DotA for old time sake? Since some of my old friends actually have the heart to invite me for a few rounds of 'em, why not? Of course, this did made me realized I'm still pretty awesome in Counter Strike, still manage to do decent headshots; however, I'm now a total piece of shit in DotA, 'cept for the fact I still manage to play Drow Ranger and Troll Warlord decently, I totally lost touch of making denies and last hits. Fuck me...

Well, new year, new stuff and new shit, I'm gonna get more awesomesauce this year to get myself up on more awesome level.