Epitome of a fucking douchebag

Once in awhile, we have douchebag as our main character in a certain game series. Real awesome douchebags who actually is a big fucking douchebag in the game that everyone actually adores him/her (though we usually have more males as douchebag) is hard to come by. To qualify as a douchebag, you have to be awesome, non-faggot and most importantly, also a badass yourself. So, what's my problem with main characters as a douchebag? No, none, except for the fact that both fucking Persona 3 and Persona 4 have douchebags as main characters (double pawned, motherfucker!)

1-2 months ago, my conversation with Rufu was all about the main characters of P3 (Persona 3) and P4 (Persona 4). The fact that both of them, namely Minato and Souji are the biggest douchebags fascinates us. Now, you might wonder how do they qualify as douchebags. They look like regular high school students, except for the fact that they summon some stupid so-called "Persona" stuff and does stupid things like fooling around in the school during midnight and jumping into TVs for teh lulz.

Well, I shall make a short summary of both P3 and P4 which will show the douchebaggery of both Mr. Minato and Souji (spoilers ahead):

"MC (main character) is a emo kid/plankton fella from somewhere far away who got transfered to a new town, which he treated everyone like a bunch of pariahs. During the course of the events, he found out he can summon Personas which increases his badassary to over 9000 points. He pawned the fuck out of everything and anyone who dared to disturb his fun time of wandering around school during midnight/jumping into the TV in a dumb shopping center with his pariah friends. He eventually screwed EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING GIRL in the town just to prove his manliness. He dated tons of girls at the same time just to show he has balls as big as a fucking watermelon. He made everyone in the town respect him and sought him as a fucking hero just for teh lulz. After having much fun with the girls in the town, he finally decided to fucking die/leave the town for teh lulz. The-motherfucking-end."

See what I mean? Douchebags.

The main point of our conversations always ended up with, Minato and Souji screwing every girl in the town. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK? How the hell a person manage to do some shit like that? It's not that both Rufu and me a desperate dudes who are asking to get laid 24/7, I mean guys at our age definitely did it once or twice... Okay, I confess, maybe more? But, to screw the girls in the whole town? Man, that's a feat. I can't start imagining the time, courage and skills to do so.

The person who actually comes close to either Minato or Souji in my opinion is Mark (another fucking douchebag, and this time IRL, my cousin's ex-housemate who never fails to bring AT LEAST a girl back to his room once a week) and I seriously doubt he was as awesome as either Mianto or Souji. It's impossible to accomplish such thing, especially when:

1. The girls are fucking emotionally tied with you, more specifically, all the girls are actually you girlfriends and I mean as in lovers kind of girlfriend, you dumbass


2. You're living in a small town, you're bound to meet another girl you've screwed when you're dating another girl... Talk about skills to evade and coming up with excuse


3. You're constantly being monitored by some others, i.e. you're fucking senpai (Minato even screwed the fuck out of her) or you're fucking uncle who works as a policeman (talk about screwing girls under the age of 18, though you're under 18 yourself, but hey, pedophile LOL)

Evidence motherfucker, I have one:


Someone who manage to complete such feat deserves to be a fucking douchebag and certainly deserves to be respected as an awesome dewd. Well, not forgetting everyone in the fucking town respect you, and think you are a fucking hero. Let's not forget you drag everyone else to do stupid unnecessary things for teh lulz, yet manage to retain the highest score in the whole fucking school just because you are fucking awesome. Who the hell even manage to keep the fucking same posture wearing different clothes (LOL WUT! A dress?):


I know I only showed Souji's images on this post, I wish I'm actually free enough to go hunt for more images, but hey, these 2 images are more than enough to prove their douchebaggery. I seriously don't know where to start with the praises, but as far as I know...:

Minato and Souji are fucking douchebags and they are the epitome of a fucking douchebag. No one can accomplish what they've accomplished, and that makes them more awesome than YOU.