I'm so fucking happy right now...

...that I think posting this song and acting like a faggot is awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrite!





WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Merry Christmas ver. '11

Merry Christmas guys, don't get buried under the snow, eh?

Say no to censorship! Say no to SOPA!

Alright, maybe I might be trying to copy this from Shiki's blog, but trust me, I hate censorship a lot. I first heard SOPA from ED, and my first reaction was: erm... lolwut? This can't be real, eh? I mean, you can't take articles on ED seriously. Of course, that changed when I received a newsletter on my e-mail inbox, explaining the situation. That coupled with reading Shiki's post on SOPA, I say fuck this. We gotta do something about this eventhough we're not American.

Censorship in any way isn't supposed to be tolerable. Trust me, I live in Malaysia currently and the censorship here pisses me off. I walk into the cinema, expecting an awesome movie, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Fucking censor, it spoiled my movie and wasted my money, when I can just by a pirated DVD for the movie. Heck, it's clearer and better than what I get in the Cinema. Same goes to songs I listen. I want to listen to the fucking song, with no censor for fuck sake. And don't even get me started on censored/banned sites in Malaysia. I personally and honestly think that the worst move the Malaysian government did recently. This is utter bullshit.

Let's just imagine 10 times worse than this. Ok, maybe I'm just exaggerating. But, censorship in any way is a no-no. I think it's best to let the following video do the explanation.




So, what are you waiting? Do you part too. Visit americancensorship.org or I've made it easier for you guys by embedding the widget below, but please do visit the site, you'll learn more about this.

I've signed the petition, why not you?








/update: Here are some good reads on SOPA:

• Stop American Censorship - americancensorship.org
• SOPA: Stop Online Piracy Act - KeepTheWebOpen.com
• Demand Progress - demandprogress.org
• Life will suck if they censor the internet - getyourcensoron.com
• SOPA - wikipedia.org
• Protect_IP_Act - wikipedia.org
• Stop Internet Censorship – Oh Internet!

LF> someone to help me decide...

So, guys. I need you help in deciding which set sleeves to buy for my OTT deck. So, here's the picture of the sleeves I might buy:

It's kinda hard to decide which set sleeves to buy, since I really like both designs. So, I'd like to have you guys to decide for me. Just vote for the set sleeves you think I should buy in the poll below (of course, I doubt anyone would...). Thanks in advance!

Which set of sleeves should I buy?

[Cardfight!! Vanguard] Loli sleeves complete!

As a lolicon, it is my duty to get as much loli as I can. Therefore, presenting you guys:

Ah... How cute is this...

In order to fulfill my dream of creating a loli paradise, I bought 50 of Rough Seas Banshee for card sleeves purpose. I now delightfully declare 50 Rough Seas Banshees shall be sleeves for my OTT deck!



And I think I have around 60-70 of these too:

Talk about flat chested girls... <3


Next objective, 50 Lozenge Magus from EB.




/sidenote: EB and Starter Set is released. Awesome!

/sidenote2: Completed the current Bermuda △ set (4* Bermuda △ Cadet, Caravelle, 4* Blazers Pleasures, 4* Top Idol Aqua, 4* Top Idol Flores)

Prelude to the end of '11

And I actually scripted the whole damn thing on my post on my Vanguard deck using Notepad. No, seriously, I'm that lame.

Since holiday season is starting in another two weeks, I think I'd be able to update regularly again. Hopefully? Of course, as the notorious lazy ass I am, hardly. Some friends of mine invited me to play Dragon Nest, which is kinda tempting, though I'd have to get myself a PC if I am to play the game.

Alright, I guess that's all and back to work.


/sidenote: resized the width of my site.

[Cardfight!! Vanguard] Aki's Oracle Think Tank deck

Name (Japanese)	Name (English)	Grade / Skill / Starting VG	Power / Guard / Critical	Numbers in Deck	Race	Trigger	Abilty	Serial Number
リトルウィッチ ルル	Little Witch, Lulu	0 / Boost / ✔	5000 / 10000 / 1	1	Human	n/a	自【Soul】: When a Grade 3 or greater 《Oracle Think Tank》 is placed on 【Ｖ】, you may call this card to 【Ｒ】 自: [Soul Blast *2 《Oracle Think Tank》 card from your Soul] When this unit is placed on 【Ｒ】from Soul, if you have an 《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, you may pay the cost. If you do, draw a card.	BT07/039 R
ロゼンジ・メイガス	Lozenge Magus	0 / Boost / ✘	3000 / 10000 / 1	4	Elf	Heal	(You may only have up to 4 Heal triggers in a deck.) 自 : When another 《Oracle Think Tank》 rides onto this unit, you may call this card to 【Ｒ】. 自【Ｒ】 : When this unit boosts, the boosted unit gains 3000 power till end of that battle, and at the beginning of the end phase of that turn, return this unit to your deck, and shuffle your deck.	TD04/015 (foil)
バトルシスター じんじゃー	Battle Sister, Ginger	0 / Boost / ✘	5000 / 10000 / 1	4	Elf	Critical	n/a	BT05/069 C
オラクルガーディアン ニケ	Oracle Guardian, Nike	0 / Boost / ✘	5000 / 10000 / 1	4	Battleroid	Critical	n/a	BT01/056 C
サイキック・バード	Psychic Bird	0 / Boost / ✘	4000 / 10000 / 1	4	Hi-Beast	Critical	起【Ｒ】 : [move this unit to soul] If you have an 《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, draw 1 card.	BT02/068 C
オラクルガーディアン　ジェミニ	Oracle Guardian Gemini	1 / Boost / ✘	8000 / 5000 / 1	4	Battroid	n/a	n/a	BT01/054 R
真実を見つめる者	Truth Watcher	1 / Boost / ✘	6000 / 5000 / 1	4	Human	n/a	自【Ｖ／Ｒ】 : [Soul Blast *1] When this unit attacks and you have an 《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, you may pay the cost. If you do, during that battle, this unit gains 3000 power.	BT02/066 C
エメラルドウィッチ ララ	Emerald Witch, Lala	1 / Boost / ✘	7000 / 5000 / 1	4	Human	n/a	自 : [Choose a card from your hand and discard it] When this unit is placed on 【Ｒ】, if you have an  《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, if you do not have any cards in Soul, you may pay the cost. If you do, draw a card.	BT07/006 RRR
バトルシスター しょこら	Battle Sister Chocolat	1 / Boost / ✘	6000 / 5000 / 1	4	Elf	n/a	自 : [choose an 《Oracle Think Tank》 from your hand, and discard it] When this unit is placed on 【Ｇ】, you may pay the cost. If you do, your 《Oracle Think Tank》 will not be hit till end of that battle.	BT01/019 RR
オラクルガーディアン ワイズマン	Oracle Guardian Wiseman	2 / Intercept / ✘	10000 / 5000 / 1	4	Battroid	n/a	n/a	BT01/26 R
バトルシスター もか	Battle Sister Mocha	2 / Intercept / ✘	8000 / 5000 / 1	4	Elf	n/a	自【Ｖ／Ｒ】 : When this unit attacks, and you have 4 or more hand cards, this unit gains 3000 power.	BT01/018 RR
サイレント・トム	Silent Tom	2 / Intercept / ✘	8000 / 5000 / 1	2	Ghost	n/a	永 【Ｖ／Ｒ】 :  When this unit attacks, if you have an 《Oracle Think Tank Vanguard, your opponent cannot guard with a Grade 0.	BT02/017 RR
花占いの女神サクヤ	Goddess of Flower Divination, Sakuya	3 / Twindrive / ✘	10000 / n/a / 1	3	Noble	n/a	永【Ｖ】 : During your turn, if you have 4 or more hand cards, this unit gains 4000 power. 自 : When this unit is being ride as 【Ｖ】, send all your 《Oracle Think Tank》 Rear Guards back to you hand.	TD04/002
スカーレットウィッチ ココ	Scarlet Witch Koko	3 / Twindrive / ✘	10000 / n/a / 1	4	Human	n/a	永【Ｖ】 : During your turn, if you have no cards in your soul, this unit gains 3000 power. 自 : [Counter Blast *2] When this unit is being ride as 【Ｖ】, and you have 1 or less cards in your soul, you may pay the cost. If you do, draw 2 cards.	BT02/007 RRR

Interchangeable cards:

Name (Japanese)	Name (English)	Grade / Skill / Starting VG	Power / Guard / Critical	Race	Trigger	Ability	Serial Number
サークル・メイガス	Circle Magus	1/ Boost / ✘	7000 / 5000 / 1	Human	n/a	自【Ｖ／Ｒ】 : When this unit is being ride as 【Ｖ】or called as 【Ｒ】 and you have an 《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, check the top card of your deck and put it back to the top of the deck.	PR/0009
バトルシスター おむれっと	Battle Sister Omelet	1/ Boost / ✘	7000 / 5000 / 1	Human	n/a	自【Ｒ】 : When this unit attacks, if you have an 《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, if you do not have any cards in your soul, this unit gains 3000 power during the battle.	PR/0069
バトルシスター ぐらっせ	Battle Sister, Glaze	2 / Intercept / ✘	8000 / n/a / 1	Human	n/a	自【Ｖ／Ｒ】 : When this unit attacks, if you have an 《Oracle Think Tank》 Vanguard, if you do not have any cards in your soul, this unit gains 3000 power during the battle.	BT07/038 R
プロミス・ドーター	Promise Daughter	2 / Intercept / ✘	9000 / n/a / 1	Human	n/a	自【Ｖ／Ｒ】 : [choose and discard an 《Oracle Think Tank》 from your hand] When this unit attacks, you may pay the cost. If you do, this unit gains 5000 power.	EB01/011 R

Analysis:


Imouto deck, my first deck and main deck is now back with boosts from BT07, making it much stronger than ever. With the release of BT07, Imouto deck itself now centers on Scarlet Witch Koko as the eventual Vanguard. It's a deck that requires one to think well, build up strategies and lots of skill play to get the hang of this deck. Of course, let's not forget this is a perfect deck for draw whores.

Staring off, we have Little Witch, Lulu. Basically, Lulu complements Koko's ability perfectly. How so? Let's take a look at Lulu's abilities. Lulu's first ability allows you to superior call her from the Soul when you ride an OTT card on the Vanguard circle, and her second ability activates when you superior call her from the Soul, which allows you to Soul Blast *2 and draw a card. In other words, by riding Koko, you'll be activating both Koko and Lulu's abilities at the same time. According to the official ruling (read the playbook, if you can't read those on the official site), you'll need to resolve an activating ability first, if there are two abilities activated at the same time. This means, you may opt to resolve Lulu's first ability first, when you ride Koko. But, as you superior call Lulu to a Rearguard circle, her second ability activates and again, you may opt to resolve either Lulu or Koko's ability. The obvious choice is to resolve Lulu's ability, Soul Blast *2, and draw a card. After that, you'll be resolving Koko's ability, which allows you to draw two cards by Counter Blast *2 if you ride Koko on the Vanguard Circle, provided you have one or no Soul.

See the combo there? You'll be drawing up to four cards indirectly. One from Draw Phase, one from Lulu's ability, and two from Koko's ability. What's more, you could ride Koko again next turn, and gain two more cards. Sounds profit, doesn't it? So, in two turns, you may have already draw up to 7 cards, and we're not even counting the cards from Twin Drive!! yet.

Moving on to the triggers, my deck has a foundation of 4 heal triggers, 8 critical triggers and 4 draw triggers. FUCK THIS SHIT. I'm so awesome that I'm playing 12 Criticals now.

The Critical triggers, Battle Sister, Ginger and Oracle Guardian, Nike basically do nothing much except for being used for guarding. The other Critical trigger, Psychic Bird on the other hand does have a ability, in which you may draw a card when you Soul Charge it into the Soul. This helps when you need a certain card from the deck.

The Heal trigger, Lozenge Magus is one of the best Heal triggers out there. Skipping her first ability since we will not be using her as a starter, her second ability activates when she boosts another unit, the boosted unit will gain 3k in power, and after boosting, she'll go right back into the deck at the beginning of End Phase. So, exploiting her ability, we'll be having Lozenge Magus boosting units and sending her back to the deck and we'll be getting an infinite Heal trigger. Profit? You bet.

Grade 1's are very important as they are mostly used to boost Vanguard and front line Rearguard. For my deck, the Grade 1's has an important role in skill playing, which allows later usage on Vanguard riding and over-riding.

Although Oracle Guardian Gemini is a non-ability card, its high power mustn't be underestimated. Gemini is the only card in my deck which allows Koko's power to be boosted up to 21k, when Koko's first ability is being activated. This give an advantage while fighting against cards with 11k power, which forces enemy to guard either with at least 15k guard or null guard to nullify my attack.

Truth Watcher is another card which paves way for Koko's both first and second ability. By Soul Blasting *1, he gains 3k in power, making him a 9k attacker. Truth Watcher's ability is pretty good in most situation since his ability may be used regardless of attack hits as long as he attacks and this helps when you need to clear off the Soul to activate Koko's abilities.

With the release of BT07, I took the opportunity to include Emerald Witch, Lala into my deck. Lala's ability allows you to discard a card to draw another card when you call her to a Rearguard circle if you have an OTT Vanguard and you do not have any Soul. She'll be useful during times when you need better cards onto your hand, and during middle or late game when you need to discard excessive Grade 3's from your hand in favor for guardable cards.

It is undebatable that null guard is important to every Vanguard deck, since it may helps nullify dangerous attacks during perilous situation, such as units with multiple criticals and high in power. Battle Sister Chocolat basically does that for me. For my deck, I include 4 Chocolat. You might be asking, "LOL AKI, BUT YOU SAY ONLY 3 NULLS ARE ENOUGH! YOU LIED TO US DESU?". Of course, not. Having 3 nulls is just more than enough for most deck. However, for a deck with powerful draw power like this, it's safe to use 4 nulls. Besides, you'll be getting tons of cards on your hand, why not use some on nulls when you need it?

Grade 2's are deployed mainly as attacker. Needless to say, they allow you to attack more times in my turn and further forcing my opponent depleting their hand cards in guarding attacks.

Providing stable power output as an Rearguard, Oracle Guardian Wiseman is a must in this OTT deck. It is also due to usually low power output on Rearguard in the deck, Wiseman proves to be an excellent card to be used.

Battle Sister Mocha on the other hand has unstable, yet higher power if her ability is in effect. With her ability, a 11k power output is guaranteed, allowing her to fight against 11k Vanguards. The only downside is she is only 8k in power when she's not attacking, making her a easy target to be bullied.

Next, Silent Tom, one of the cards the people fear most in OTT decks. When Tommy boy's ability activates when he is attacking, in which your opponent cannot guard with any Grade 0 card. This pretty much means that your opponent will need to guard Silent Tom's attack with cards of Grade 1 and above. This makes him an annoying unit, in which most will try to get rid of him as soon as possible when he is on the field. With such awesome ability, there will a downside to him too. Well, he is only 8k in power, which makes him vulnerable when being attacked and he will not really cut it when attacking a high power unit. Meh, you get something nice, and you'll get something bad at the same time too.

Grade 3's in this deck are the opposite of Grade 2's as they're being deployed mainly as Vanguard. They are being used heavily in skill playing and dealing a stable 10k power output as Vanguard or Rearguard. Besides, as Vanguard, they allow Twin Drive!!, which allows double check when attack as Vanguard. This may increase the amount of hand cards and a higher chance of trigger activating.

Goddess of Flower Divination, Sakuya, deployed as the secondary choice of Vanguard in the deck. Her second ability is very important in rearranging field and strategy which is coherent with the skill play concept of my deck. The first ability allows Sakuya to gain an increased 4k power as the Vanguard if you have 4 or more hand cards during your turn. The best part? The ability may activate when you Twin Drive!!. This allows you to trick your opponent into over or under guarding.

Enter Scarlet Witch Koko, the ace of Imouto deck. Her first ability allows the most stable power output for Grade 3s if she has no Soul. This allows you to spam 20k to 21k in Vanguard line easy. Koko's the second ability is the whole focal point of Imouto deck, allowing you to increase your hand card by drawing two cards if you Counter Blast *2 when you ride her onto the Vanguard Circle with 1 or less Soul. Combined with Lulu (check Lulu section), you're practically a draw whore with a huge hand size. *claps claps*

Besides the cards recommended above, here are 4 cards that are interchangeable. with the cards in the deck.

Some might argue that Circle Magus' ability is not as useful as Battle Sister Cocoa. In my opinion, her seemingly useless ability is actually very useful in arranging and thinking one's strategy. This may stop me from drawing a trigger, allow me to use an ability of a certain card to draw a card I may need to use from the deck, playing mind games while taunting my opponent, and most importantly, giving me a head start in arranging my strategies. Besides, Circle Magus has 7k power, that is 1k higher than Battle Sister Cocoa. This is crucial in many situation as the mere 1k power may prove to be a winning point for me.

Don't really like Circle Magus? We have scrambled egg, no, I mean Battle Sister Omelet. No, seriously, her name is Omelet. Somewhat like Kay from Royal Paladin, she gains 3k power on Rearguard circle when attacking if there's no Soul. This makes her a 10k attacker, which provides you an extra option in attacking. Oh, and let's not forget Miss Egg here is a 7k booster. Isn't it nice?

Well, we have her Grade 2 sister too, Battle Sister, Glaze. She too gains 3k power on either Vanguard or Rearguard circle when attacking if there's no Soul. However, she has only 8k power in default. So, it's your choice either to have Mocha or Glaze in your deck, though I personally prefer Mocha over her.

Promise Daughter, is a pretty decent card, and she can dish out 14k power if her ability is in effect. Her ability has to be timed well, most often reserved for the turn before final turn and final turn itself. Promise Daughter's high power can be used to waste an opponents hand cards, though one must always remember that he/she is wasting a hand card to activate her ability. Another reason I chose to use this card is due to her 9k power output. Although her power may be only 1k higher than Mocha and Glaze, you can easily boost her with 7k booster, instead of wasting Gemini to deal 16k power to my opponent.

To sum it up, I'd say my Imouto deck is heavily depending on skill play and certain amount luck. Strategy arranging and timing considering is a must, as contains the essence to gain the upper hand in a match. With high draw power (lol, you draw whore stop flipping) and a consistence performance, it's a really strong deck, most probably a Tier 1 deck (will evaluate soon).

I'm gonna leave this untitled due to laziness, kthxbai

Since I'm such a lazy ass, I decided to leave this in my draft till the end of the month.

1. I'm fully retired from Pockie Ninja. I'm not following the updates of Pockie Ninja, and I will not update myself on all the new patches. As for the questions posted on my Pockie Ninja synthesis post, I'll try to answer as much as I can, if I have the time, since this whole year is a really busy year for me. I'm still in contact with some friends who are still playing Pockie Ninja, so I'd try to have them answer your questions relating to the new updates... hopefully?


2. I'm now playing another TCG after not learning my lesson from YGO. Well, when did I ever learn from my mistakes? Anyway, I'm now offcially playing "カードファイト!! ヴァンガード" (Cardfight!! Vanguard). As a lolicon / flat-chest-fetish pervert, it is a must for me to play OTT, which is made up for delicious lolis and flat chested girls *drools*. In my opinion, Vanguard (that's how we call it for short) is actually kinda an interesting and fun TCG. I might post my deck listing up on here in the future just for teh lulz.


3. Fag alert: I'm playing TinierMe. =w=


4. I fucking jinx it. Now Man Utd lost 6-1 to Shitty. I shouldn't have wrote anything on my previous post. FFFFFFffffffffff...

I guess that's all for it now?


/sidenote: to those who need answer for Pockie Ninja, etc, please post your questions to either my Pockie Ninja Synthesis post or my Ask Aki page. Thank you very much. >w<

/sidenote2: to Teddie <3, took away the Clan Agito's chatbox. >w<

Lol, Aeria... Why so fail?

I used to think that Aeria wasn't actually that fucked up, except the old GM team on MegaTen, but this just change my mind. Sorry Name, but I doubt I'll write an appeal on my ban.

Well, guys, spread the word out.






/sidenote: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Story of the day: 26th Sept 2011

The other day when I was walking home with my friend, we saw two girls we knew from the university at an alley, a girl had her boot stuck, another helping her out. Since we were kinda tired, we walked by ignoring them.

After 5 minutes, my friend looked back and nudged me. He asked, "Dude, isn't it dangerous for two girls to stay at a dark alley?" I instantly replied jokingly, "Nah, no one will rape two ugly girls: one with eye problem, another flat chested, tomboyish looking." He paused for a few seconds, then said sarcastically, "Even how ugly a girl might be, there are always some men, desperate enough to rape them. I mean even both of them are ugly, right? Ugly bitches still deserved to get screwed..."

I looked at my friend with no expression on my face, then looked ahead again. Yep, and we walked home without even thinking of turning back to help them.





Then I realized, I am an asshole. Truly am. So was my friend.

Untitled post with full of cap rage... Just kidding

My hands been itching to write a post on here for quite some time. So, here's the update everyone's been waiting for:

1. Still no computer. No time, still in need another quarter of the budget and too lazy to shop for the parts.


2. I retired from Pockie Ninja. I think I've been wasting too much time on a poorly planned game. Whilst I don't blame much about the game since it's supposed be open beta, the community is just... Erm... What can I say? Not much better than AGE. Maybe better? Maybe worse? I don't know, but it's sickening me to see stupidity run rampant in the game and the forums.
   
   For fuck sake, some players just don't know what is limitation and for that I'm pointing my fingers on some players from the Philippines. Don't get me wrong, I actually do like them, I have tons of Filipino friends and an awesome nephew (lol Mirr), at least elsewhere.
   
   It's not wrong to shoutout "Pinoy Wave" once in awhile. But, everyday? Every hour? Every few fucking minutes? That's spam and it annoys the fuck out of other players. Same goes to talking in Tagalog. It's not wrong, once or twice would be fine, but a constant stream of it will deal same effect considering the fact the admins declared it is a "English speaking" server. And what the fuck is "Pinoy pride"? For fuck sake, it's a game, not a place for you to spam your patriotism like country might be nuked down to ashes tomorrow.
   
   Perhaps the admins were harsh in giving permanent ban to those who does things I mentioned above, but I can't see any better solution than that.


3. I manage to get myself an invitation on Google+, which I immediately create a profile on Google+. Best part comes next when Google+ decides to make registration available for everyone after a week. I bet Google is giving me a trollface right now. However, I don't particularly enjoy having everyone flocking to Google+.
   
   So, here's the bloody deal. It took me one month to get a bloody invitation for Google+, and when it's now available for everyone, every motherfucking idiot starts treating this like another Facebook, adding everyone like it's apocalypse tomorrow. It pisses the fuck out of me. Yes, it may be another social networking site, but you don't have to add every John, Jane and Dick into your fucking circle. What is this? Myspace all over again? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
   
   A dumbfuck I knew IRL registered for Google+ for a mere 5 hours, the next thing I see is him trying to add me into circle. What surprises me was when I checked his profile he actually had more than 100 friends. I pisses the fuck out of me so much that I actually threaten him to delete me, because I want no connection with an idiot.
   
   Blargh... Guess I'll have to get used to this shit eventually.


4. 3-0 Spurs, 8-2 Arsenal, 5-0 Bolton and 3-1 Chelski. I have a good feeling about Man United winning the Premier League for the 20th time. Hope I didn't jinx it, but yea... I'd be buying a new jersey if they did it.


5. Chun Yung is a cheater.

Anyway, that's it for now. I wanted to write more, but my brain just stop processing somehow...



/sidenote: this is for those who has a Google+ account/profile, apparently is deleting/terminating service (might include your linked Google products) of those who published pseudonyms, nicknames or names that Google deemed to be fake. So, yea, don't go panic when they do that to you.

So long, old blog

Killing off Biting Biscuit, another old blog of mine.

Still need funding for a new PC, anyone mind donating? Funding is reduced by $100+ or a new DVD player since the old player decided to fuck with m. Again, fuck you Cinavia. If it wasn't you, I don't have to go through all this bloody trouble.

My air-conditioner is officially dead too. Goodbye, comfortable and cool environment in my room; hello, fucking hot days. Pfft... What wrong with all my electrical appliances breaking one after another. Someone must be sabotaging me.





...I miss late night chattings with my dear nephew and NAme...

And another video just to distract everyone from the low content post.



Erm... It should be excusable if I embed King Astley's song, no?

Wasted 5 minutes of availability to go online...

...to post this video below...



...and hopefully, it'll satisfy a certain someone.

Did you miss me?

I doubt it. Anyway, I'm kinda free now, so I thought of updating the blog.

Firstly, my desktop went into kaboom mode and thankfully, my laptop decides to go into a near state of kaboom mode. So, I'm pretty much stuck with my PC in the office and the lab computers in the university (they block every motherfucking thing, including Blogger).

Secondly, fuck you, Cinavia, and you too, Sony for slipping that in with the newest firmware. You knew that I can't play some of my games online without updating the PS3, so you decided to fuck me in my ass when I'm not looking. Good job, Sony. I'll just have to use my lame DVD player to watch all my downloaded movies. So much for living in a pirated country.

Thirdly, welcome to United, Jones, Young and de Gea! This makes the new season much more exciting, though I hope we'll sign another center midfielder, perhaps Nasri or Sneijder.

Fourthly, I has a kitten!!!!!11oneone!!1! Never mind, gave it away.

Fifthly, welcome to the club, Shiki and NAme, though... yea... old news is old.

Lastly, I did many awesome things in Pockie, will update on a separate post later.




/update: I miss all my internet bros and sis... Dear nephew, NAme, Shiki, Steppy and a few more on my MSN contacts. T^T

Reason why I didn't update or reply or log in to my online accounts...

...I'm busy irl, faggots! Now, troll me for calling you guys faggots.









ts;dr - I'm a low life now.




*insert random video clip*

If you're a United fan...

...you should really read this. Copy pasta'd from a comment of this post on Republik of Mancunia.

Cyril Sneer says [June 13, 2011 at 17:37]:

Oh dear, our friend Kenny isn’t too happy with me…

Kenny: Sneer! ya fuckin’ bastard that ya are! What the fuck are ya fuckin’ daein’?

Cyril: What? Who are you?

Kenny: It’s Kenny Dalglish ya fuckin’ cunt ya, King of Anfield! What the fuck are ya fuckin’ daein’ taking Phil Jones? He was mine!

Cyril: Don’t you talk to me like that Kenneth, I remember when you were just a little cunt running up and down outside our house, running a stick over the railings.

Kenny: Fuck ya! What fuckin’ right huv ya got messin’ with mah fuckin’ transfers?

Cyril: Your transfers? Phil’s not a cunt, he knows who the best team are and he wants to win medals. Why would he want to play with all your losers?

Kenny: Ya cannae talk to me like that ya cunt! Ya fuckin’ wee bastard! Naebody fucks wi’ King Kenny!

Cyril: Well perhaps if you took a little more care in your appearance and laid off the booze someone *might* fuck with Kenny and then you wouldn’t be so irate or miserable all the time.

Kenny: Ya really think so? Wait, yuir tryin’ ta trick me ya little bastard! Jus’ you wait, we’re gonna destroy youse cunts next season! Ahve lined up some players that’ll rip youse cunts a new arsehole!

Cyril: Oh? that would be the mighty Henderson would it? Or Clichy? Surely you don’t think we’re scared of tubby Adam?

Kenny: Fuck ya, ya cunt! Ahve foond this lad John Barnes, he’s gonna rip youse bastards apart! And wee Rushie can get me 500 goals easy. You wait ya cunt, next year is oor year!

Cyril: Barnes and Rush? Errr, you do know they’re a million years old right?

Kenny: Fuck off! You’ll see when we play youse, we’re gonna pish all over ya! Rushie’s gonna get 50 and Crouchy is gonna get another 50 and we’ll beat you 100-nil!

Cyril: Crouchy? I can see why you make the mistake but that’s not Crouch, it’s Andy Carroll.

Kenny: Fuck ya! I know ma ain players! We’ll show youse cunts who’s the best team! Aye, we’ll beat ya good and win oor 20th title while youse cunts can stay there on 7!

Cyril: Kenny… you do know this isn’t 1980 right? We’ve got 19, you’ve got 18. That’s one less than us and we’ll be winning our 50th by the time you get 20.

Kenny: Fuck! What? Not 1980? Stop messin’ with mah heid ya cunt! Next season we’ll show all o’ya! Naebody fucks wi’ the fuckin’ Liverbirds! Naebody fucks wi’ King Kenny!

Cyril: Right.. you’re obviously insane so I’m going to put the phone down now.

Kenny: Aye, thas’ it ya cunt! Gae fuckin’ runnin’ back ta ya boss and tell ‘im ahm gonna fuckin’ fuck all a youse cunts up even if I play masel! aye! thas whut ah’ll dae! Ah’ll play masel and scoore a milion goals against ya!

Cyril: Yeah.. you do that.

*click*

I need to lie down now.

This joke made my day. Thank you very much, Cyril for this awesome joke. Welcome, Phil Jones and 20th title, here we come!




P/S: I miss you too, NAme... But, being busy doesn't help much.

[Imagine] Fun with GS application feedback

If you noticed, MegaTen GS application is now open again. Since, my dear NAme has already created a post for real feedbacks and criticisms, which sadly will be baaaaaaaawlete from Aeria's forum before anyone can read and appreciate them.

So, guys, go ahead and post your honest thoughts on NAme's post. Oh, and if you're daring enough, try linking all the comments back to the original feedback thread on Aeria's forum. It'll be pretty lulzy if certain applicants, GMs and perhaps even GSes get butthurt over this.




This is my thoughts on the current applicants, might update for more lulz:

Me want fun too! Me be honest desu!



Kuen: I definitely will not vote for him, because he was "inactive" as a GS which caused him to lose his position as a GS. Besides, it seems like Miss Emily doesn't like him too. If Miss Emily doesn't like him, I don't like him too.

Kain: Another noob. I don't really care if he knows most of the game mechanics. Besides, he is a n"jerk". Also, he is friends with all the previous asshat GSes, such as Tifa, NAme, Bunny, etc. Above all, he is an honest guy. I damn right hate honest guys.

iLegacy: Best applicant! A GS must know how to suck up to everyone, lying his/her way around to show others that he/she is a pretty knowledgeable player eventhough he/she doesn't has a good grasp of a certain game, and most importantly, having tons of fail characters with pretty cool names. He shall have my full support on this!

Viraxe: I hate nice and knowledgeable guys. Definitely a shitty applicant.

Mem: Damn, he got boobs! I can't believe any guy would want to enlarge his chest to get man-boobs... What's worse, faggot Bunny actually wanted to grab his boobs! Anyone who is in faggot Bunny's radar is definitely not a good choice for the position, eventhough he/she is a genuinely nice and friendly person to talk to.

Alister: I told you guys, I hate all the nice, friendly and knowledgeable players. We should have more players who suck up to the GMs. It'll be peaceful!

himeichigo: She should really be a GS. She has some "good" common sense, "good" command of English and is awesome in cheating (/note: remember the singing competition and the display image doramaz?). I think she did a really good job in revamping the wiki, since we all know deep in our heart, facial changes are always much more important than true contents.

Akihiko: Being himeichigo's husband/boyfriend gives me a "positive" impression of him. Besides, he is a attention whore and drama queen. I love dramas and butthurtz, and I honestly think we don't have enough of 'em. Akihiko as a GS will definitely land us more of dramas. In addition, another applicant who think "logically" before smashing the keyboard.



Is now I is finish desu. Is I think is really good desu.
/fail troll attempt is fail

Ok, let's be serious, the only ones I'd really support are Kuen, Mem, Kain, Viraxe and Alister.

Then again, the game is already fucked up badly, why the need to vote for players who are actually sincere, friendly and knowledgeable to be our new batch of GSes? Besides, if you're being sensible enough, you should already know how fucked up is the management team and their bunch of idiotic moderators (some, not all). I can even place a $1000 bet on faiLegacy getting the position, because perhaps, we can all guess the most of the results?

Just kill the game already, nominate all the dumbasses as the new GSes.

When you are free, you chat about dumb things...

I thought I might wanna include this since I'm kinda bored. This is what you get when you put two bored assholes with excessive free time together and have them start a conversation:

Rufu: Is the lolcow back this sem? [Saturday at 12:08am]

浅井明: No, as expected. [Saturday at 12:09am]

浅井明: And now you're in SG? [Saturday at 12:10am]

Rufu: I can't start working yet, because THE MINISTRY OF MANPOWAH is late in processing the work permit. [Saturday at 12:12am]

浅井明: I thought those suckers like to suck up to Canadians? [Saturday at 12:13am]

Rufu: Who say they don't. If I'm a Tamil Tiger, it would take longer, no? [Saturday at 12:14am]

浅井明: Ashwin is a Tamil Tiger, dammit. You're gonna get in dipshit. [Saturday at 12:15am]

Rufu: No I won't, I doubt they allow them in here. [Saturday at 12:17am]

浅井明: Wrong, back in habitat. Maybe not, since he's up north, in India... [Saturday at 12:18am]

Rufu: Actually, SG might allow the Tamil Tigers in, because they both hate MPR [Saturday at 12:20am]

浅井明: Arwin John Raúl González, final boss of the internet. [Saturday at 12:21am]

Rufu: ARWRA is his final form. We're all fucked. [Saturday at 12:23am]

浅井明: I can beat him, feed him with some 'Karls Joonears' and he'll feel like a million bucks. [Saturday at 12:25am]

Rufu: He started a group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=166658939993&v=wall [Saturday at 12:26am]

Rufu: Even if you feed him 'Karls Joonears', you'll still end up laughing. And to defeat the final boss, we cannot laugh. So we're still fucked. [Saturday at 12:27am]

浅井明: That's a surprise, I thought he might actually dedicate the group to himself. You are the one who laughs every time he does something stupid, except you always lie your way out. Don't drag me into trouble. [Saturday at 12:30am]

Rufu: You can't deny that you laugh too. The only difference is I lie for the lulz while you piss him off for the lulz. [Saturday at 12:33am]

浅井明: You are the person who create those images. In the end, a bunnydaisuki is you. [Saturday at 12:34am]

Rufu: According to you, a bunnydaisuki is me. According to him, a bunnydaisuki is everyone. Therefore: everyone=bunnydaisuki=me=bunnydaisuki. Therefore, we need to cross off the 2 bunnydaisuki from the equation, leaving us with: me=everyone, but not bunnydaisuki... THEN WHO WAS BUNNYDAISUKI??? [Saturday at 12:39am]

浅井明: Arwin motherfucking John... [Saturday at 12:40am]

Rufu: The final boss himself [Saturday at 12:45am]

Rufu: Now we know the Konecept [Saturday at 12:46am]

浅井明: So, yalah, bro. Now you know the korncept of ARWRA lah. It's like a bunnydaisuki within a bunnydaisuki lah, bro. Kornfirm one, I tell you. [Saturday at 12:47am]

Rufu: Yalah bro, people die when they are killed. [Saturday at 12:52am]

Rufu: In conclusion, PROTIP: You can't defeat ARWRA. You can only laugh at him. [Saturday at 12:56am]

浅井明: Yalah bro, please put your… That! Your pOnOs! Here! …My vagOOO. And J… J… JAM IT IN! [Saturday at 12:56am]

Rufu: You lost me. [Saturday at 1:00am]

Rufu: JAM IT IN is only second step. You forget ???? and PROFIT!!!! [Saturday at 1:03am]

浅井明: LOL GAR. I'm quoting the complete sentence, not the PROFIT version. [Saturday at 1:06am]

Rufu: But you see... ARWRA is 12 years old and what is JAM IT IN? [Saturday at 1:06am]

浅井明: ‎8=D --> (()) ARE WIN! [Saturday at 1:24am]

/note to certain Americans: perhaps you guys ought to read some articles on Raúl González (I'll make it easier by linking a Wiki article)? As far as I can recall Malaysian Indians rarely have a Spanish professional footballer's name as their last name. Arwin John Raúl González, I lol'd.


/note to "friends" on Facebook: doing mass baaaaaaaawlete on Facebook, if I am/was a friend of yours IRL or maybe a "close friend" OL, please leave me a message. And I really mean it... I hate losing contacts.

Thank you for all these years, Paul Scholes!

We'll really miss your presence on the pitch.

[Pockie Ninja] Oh, Sunflower, you are so ♥...

I've been wanting to post this for some time, but I'm either too busy or too lazy to post it up. So, old news is old (if you're on my MSN contact list), I've managed to have my Sunflower synthed up to +9 +10. Screenshot, go:

Oh... Sunflower~~ Why you so ♥?

I wish I'm a lolicon now... Damn it.

Anyway, these are my current stats.

I know I'm weak, partly due to the fact I'm pumping everything to speed and refusing to spend any money on this game.

So, I guess this is it. You guys will have to endure another boring and dumb post from me. Till next time.




/update: I've noticed there are lots of visitors came into this site by typing bunnydaisuke instead of bunnydaisuki. There's a huge difference between Daisuke and daisuki, guys. Daisuke 「大助」 is a person's name, while　daisuki 「大好き」 means like a specific thing very much. And yes, I'm a dumbass for not using "usagi".

Hahahaha, Aeria...

...but, I didn't really get the joke. Mind explaining, Aeria?


*I saw this mail when I'm doing some cleaning in my e-mail's inbox. I received this mail on 18th of May. I guess either Aeria is ready to unban me or the staff is asking me to go around the server to play the game. I guess I just don't really care.



That aside, I just realized I missed out LM.C's two most recent albums, with the oldest dated back to 2008. What kind of bullshit fan I am, if I were to not update myself on their release and not buying to add on my collection. So, I forked out some money (*a lot, because I have to import them >.>) to get them. Should be getting them by the middle of next week and I will be listening to them for the next few weeks.

Another thing, most of you guys should have realize by now the official Encyclopedia Dramatica has been renamed to Oh Internet, which is reedited for SFW purposes. So, our beloved NSFW articles are pretty much not as lulzy as they were. However, I recently found out all the articles are saved on the newly created Encyclopedia Dramatica, and I think we should really thank the internet and anons for this awesome gift. Hail LULZ!

Anyway, going back to sleep. Nights.

Busy, no updates

Ok, the second part of the title is a lie, because I'm updating the blog now. I'm busy, and lazy. When both forces combined, updating the blog is a no-no.

Back to updating, I've been banned from my Aeria account as noted. Again, I'm not going to elaborate on that since the only answer I had from the notice was "Breaking ToS". Encourage by a few friends, I've sent an e-mail three days ago requesting a fully reasonable explanation. Of course, to send a mail back to Aeria means preparing myself for poorly written replies. The nice part about being banned is the motivation to finally quit MegaTen once and for all. Staying online time to time just to chat with friends isn't worth it anymore, so it's time to really let it go.

Another thing that keeps me from updating is spending more time with friends, real life friends. Maybe I just figure out it's better to waste my time fooling around with my friends, instead of spending 15-45 minutes per post. Of course, it's fun to create lulz on my blog whenever I can, but I'm already staring at the computer screen for at least 7-8 hours per day and I don't want to add more time to that tally.

And that leads to playing Pockie Ninja. What was supposed to be a past time game became into a game that I put more effort into. However, I will not spend any hard earned money into the game. By now, I should've learn my lesson after playing many MMOs, spending money on MMOs are just short term enjoyment and happiness, I might as well spend my money on some other things that really worth to spend on. So, I guess I'll try my best to keep up with the standards of the players in Pockie Ninja without spending any money, though I know I'll eventually lose out. Meh, by that time, I might be playing Guild Wars 2.

Moving on, this song is stuck in my head, thanks to Deadman Wonderland.
I just got rid of the NIRGILIS addiction last year and they came back, haunt my mind with their new song... Dammit, though I have to admit the song is pretty awesome.

Next, Manchester United won their 19th EPL title! As a fan/supporter of Untied, I'm really delighted to watch the second half of the match when United came back from 1-0 to get an important draw against Blackburn. I can be quite pessimist sometimes, and to see Blackburn leading by a goal, I thought we'll have to wait till the next week for the conclusion of the league. However, Rooney proved me wrong by scoring a penalty on the 73rd minute. Well done, Rooney, and United can now focus on beating Barcelona in the EUFA Champions League final. Again, I'm a bit pessimist about it, but I wish the best for United. Glory, glory, Man United.

Finally, I'm usually fine with Anon popping up on my blogs, leaving comments. However, I just got the edge of it when a perhaps grammatically limited anon popped up and left a comment asking me whether am I mad (*note the 'u mad?' meme) with the intent of trolling. No, I'm not mad, and don't get me wrong, I love trolling and getting trolled. However, if you're going to troll me in a stupid way and stalk me via Facebook, I can just make a few clicks and send your comments back to the spam box, then track down your IP address just for some butthurting moment. You know who you are, since only close friends call me by my nickname and the only place to find it is via Facebook. Just take a note if you're staying in Hayward, California using a Vista with an outdated version of Firefox. I can't be arsed to do so, but if you're asking for attention, I'll give you full attention till you feel really butthurt.

/update: perhaps less faggotory and less low life is appreciated:

old meme is old, faggot, try to be more creative next time.



P/S: Get your site up, Shiki! I'm starting miss your stories. IT'S UP! CELEBRATION TIME!

[Imagine] The wait is over: confession of a faggot

Apparently, you can't please a shark with a leg by passing him a stale piece of news. In that case, considering the fact tampering with client files (no worries, even if they baaaaaaawlete it, I still have the screen and links on the thread) is not an offense against the ToS anymore (sarcasm intended), and due to the popular demand, I give you...

CONFESSION OF A FAGGOT!! Roll the logs nao!

[&gm_scouville] This next thing is
[&gm_scouville] About FINELLA so please to listen
[loveableneko] 6my laptop always run hot lol it shuts when i play mt o-o
[&gm_scouville] We want to ask that you guys please not link to any Finella stuff in the shoutbox or refer any players to it
[TifaValentine] 4now if people says **** just cause they saw me "standing in babel without doing something" and they dont care to ask if im there, cant do more.
[TifaValentine] 4-.-
[TruckGuy] Got it
[loveableneko] 6i dont even like finella so thats shouldnt apply to me Razz
[&gm_scouville] And remember to keep it confidential that we know about Finella and do not like Finella
[sammie] 3understoond
[Andeh] No biggie.
[sammie] 3i wiki it
[Doj] Say.
[TifaValentine] 4oh, dont worry, i dont link to finella stuff. i try and link to other sources, specially wiki/mt forum.
[TruckGuy] Question for Scovie?
[&gm_scouville] Finella is the ubertroll and feeds on attention like a plant soaking up high quality sunlight
[BunBun] Saaaay.
[Doj] We're not allowed to fetch info from the client files.
[Peanuut] Nope.
[Doj] Copy/Pastaing his blog wouldn't be against any rule or anything nooo? Smile
[TifaValentine] 4scov... finella loves to draw attention -_-
[Doj] I mean s'not like he owns the information.
[Peanuut] Nope, not against the rules cause its already out there.
[sammie] 3well the most important info that was from blog is on the wiki
[Peanuut] If its already out there, you can give it. Don't go trying to get it yourself thou.
[TruckGuy] Can you finish all the details on the Event?
[sammie] 3aka modding.....
[Doj] Splendid.
[Doj] Smile
[&gm_scouville] Well if it's not on the wiki, try to find another source, honestly, haha
[Peanuut] Main point is, lets not attract attention to Finella.
[Doj] Well if it's not on the wiki, add it!*
[Zethre] ...there isn't another source really for CERTAIN DAMAGE CALCULATIONS.
[sammie] 3jp mt wiki.
[PrberTaske] usually jwiki works for most part
[Zethre] and no-one has a clue about crits
[BunBun] Yeah jwiki is good
[Zethre] especially the "changed" formula
[sammie] 3damage calcualations have been taken care of by kuen/red and others
[Peanuut] Sorry Zethre, she/he has left us no option.
[loveableneko] 6never used jwiki o.o
[Doj] Well we can copy pasta his haxxxxx info onto the wiki
[Doj] He can't copyright it as it's licensed by Cave
[Peanuut] And up, you can make other charts and what not. ^^
[Doj] He doesn't own it just because he breaks the rules and find the info.
[Yowane`Haku] Let's not invite trouble -.-
[loveableneko] 6wiki overall confusees me so >.>
[Doj] I'm all for improving the wiki.
[Doj] If people think it's main flaw is that it's incomplete.
[PrberTaske] agreed
[&gm_scouville] Yes, please talk to Doj and Tifa about the wiki!
[Doj] Then I will complete it.
[PrberTaske] actually dojie
[sammie] 3doj i need to talk to you about that later.
[PrberTaske] this weekend
[PrberTaske] wana go over about vvamping it together? =)
[Doj] If suddenly Finerra ragequits that's not my problem.
[Doj] They can burn the boot all they want I won't care.
[Peanuut] M3
[Peanuut] <3* [TruckGuy] Dun burn boots [PrberTaske] *pokes dojie* [PrberTaske] wana go over about vvamping it together? =) [TruckGuy] Not good for ozone [PrberTaske] on the weekend? [Doj] Everyone wants to revamp the wiki with me Smile [TruckGuy] You're suddenly a popular man [Doj] I'm going to temporarily be the one nagging about the wiki now that Kuen isn't a sage. [loveableneko] 6lol i dont understand wiki so D: [Andeh] Haha [TifaValentine] 4i need some suggestions about the guide i did for wiki. i want to make it as clear and easy as possible. [BunBun] Doj is so Japanese he spelled "Finerra"... [Doj] I've always been popuhlaahr. [sammie] 3wiki is easy once you get use to the format. [TruckGuy] @Scovie [Peanuut] If anyone is friends with Theena, please be sure to apologize to her for me in regards to the attention Finella seems to want to give her.
[Doj] Stylofoam my dear. Stylofoam <3 [Andeh] I'll help out there too, I dream in Wiki markup. :B [sammie] 3its a but like url and bbc coding [Doj] Will do :3 [Peanuut] Thanks. ^^ [Doj] Honestly, you can use HTML in the wiki [Doj] Heck [&gm_scouville] We just really don't want the negative threats that he/she/it has taken so fondly to [Doj] If I remember correctly [loveableneko] 6people still talking about that peanut o.O [Aki] lol... just reading make me idle... [Doj] OpenOffice has a plugin which converts the document into wiki piping. [TifaValentine] 4nice ^ [TruckGuy] Is there anything more you want to say about The Event? [loveableneko] 6i dont know how to use openoffice D: i'm such a noob [Doj] So you can literally just do WYSIWYG work and copy/pasta the piping code OOo outputs into the wiki! *O* [PrberTaske] it's never ending... [BunBun] OO is awesome [Andeh] :] [Andeh] Nice, I approve. [PrberTaske] lulu i would teach you if you weren't 2hrs away! [TifaValentine] 4thats something i could add to my guide, doj. mind talking about it with me later? :3 [PrberTaske] xD [Doj] Yeah sure [TifaValentine] 4^^ [Doj] I have to figure out the plugin first, but yeah.

inb4, another "I twist your words" excuse again. Note the parts I bolded and underlined. Apparently, it's awwwwwwwwwright to copy pasta one's effort without crediting him/her. Outright plagiarism? I think we just caught one.

Reading this selected part of the log is lulzy enough to make me jizz in my pants. Yes, we get it, the GMs hate Fifi; yes, we get it, Dojan is a popular guy (attention whore); yes, we get it, Peanut is definitely not Theena; most importantly, IT'S OK TO GO AROUND COPY PASTA OTHERS' WORK AND CLAIM AS OURS.

Well, at least there is some common sense left in Zeth and Justin... Though I can hardly sense any on the current team. Isn't it kinda fucked-up?

Anyway, if you're interested in getting the whole chatlog, I'm putting a download link for it here. You guys can have all the lulz you want.

inb4, bann0rz for hypocritical/stupid reasons incoming.



P/S: I've told you guys a million times, I always keep track of logs, it's fun to throw logs for teh lulz.





/update: BANNED on 05/13/11 GMT+5 0057! Will update when I'm free.

[Imagine] Black Omen set, U JELLY?

Let's see how long will this tread last, shall we?

[Pockie Ninja] 4th Hokage get!!

Alright, I know I've not been updating my blog recently, primarily due to:

1. I feel lazy updating my blog;
2. busy working on some projects;
3. my cousin nearly destroy tons of important data on my drive, luckily Shiki manage to help me retrieve them, thanks a ton, Shiki!;
4. finally, Pockie Ninja.

And when I'm updating my blog, you guys must've anticipating more MegaTen doramaz or my usual rants and dissing. Well, you guys are in for a disappointment, because I'm writing an update on my development in Pockie Ninja.

Anyway, I finally manage to get myself a 4th Hokage outfit!!

Alright, alright... I know that's an over 9000 years ago news, and I just decided to write about it now. But, since I'm using 4th Hokage now, the server has now officially gained another "unoriginal" player who just decided to use 4th Hokage. Which leads me to this:

4th Hokages rampage! Right... That's lame.

Nevermind, moving on. Since my last post on Pockie Ninja, I've decided to reset my skill set to a more reliable and practical skill set, here it is:

After playing for some time, I realized that Static Field is kinda useless if you're fighting against a high damage opponent, so I've discarded it. There are much more skills that I found useless, but I'm not gonna explain about it here, since I bet not many who enters my blog would like to read it.

Another thing I've realized during my time in Pockie Ninja, we can always encounter dumb moderators in any online game. Just when I thought minimizing my time in MegaTen will avoid my involvement in idiocy, 2 moronic mods jumped on the dumb bandwagon. I'm not a good mod myself, I've done lots of things that will piss people off (*points at my time in p-server RO*).

The incident happened yesterday was pretty stupid. VastoLorde, who proclaimed he is a mod (I seriously don't care whether is that true or false found out he is, which makes him sounded much dumber) was warning a player, I forgot the name, so let call him PlayerA on talking about hacking the server. It's alright to warn a playeron such sensitive issue, right? But, it comes to the part where he keep repeating hacking is a offense on the ToS and threatening to report and ban PlayerA. What's annoying was when you gave warning once or twice to the player who tried to violate the ToS of a certain game, you should've stop there, instead of flame baiting the offender and responding to his trolls. Matured mod? Apparently not for one who claims to be 20 years old, more like 12 years old to me.

As if the situation is not annoying enough, Beacham another player who claimed to be a (yes, he is another mod) mod, comes in and added on the flame. This pretty much made the situation a flame war. Just to ease the situation, I tried to calm both mods down, asking VastoLorde to leave PlayerA alone, a few warnings and report him, don't keep threating PlayerA and responding to trolls; and to Beacham to stop adding anymore flames, it just gives PlayerA more motivation on trolling. Well, obviously, one who is in power and immature won't listen to another unknown player, right? So, VastoLorde did the best he could threating PlayerA over 9000 times on world chat on how he will report and get him ban, while Beacham acted as a dumbfuck as usual (don't forget the times he disses players who use 4th Hokage outfit for no apparent reason) called me a troll. Wow, I'm amazed by both of your professionalism and smartness, now go suck my dick.

/edit: I still think that it's pretty amazing and funny that a mod flame baited a troll to add moar doramaz. "Screenshot and reported", "Please do (implying the troll to leave, or perhaps get the fuck out from the game IMO)", "Screenshot for more proof (somewhat that)". Good job, Beacham, because it's really necessary to keep repeating you've screened one's offense to show that you're doing your job.

Well, at least Kiel is playing this game with me and that adds on another reason for me to stay in Pockie Ninja.

And I get to ask tips from a veteran ninja, that does give me an advantage.



/edit: I've compiled a synthesis guide for Pockie Ninja, due to the slow loading and server downtime of the available guides. Do leave a comment if I've made some mistake on the compilation, thank you.

[Pockie Ninja] Synthesis guide

This guide the formula following items:

1. Equipment [syn-01]
2. Outfit [syn-02]
3. Item [syn-03]
4. Pet [syn-04]

Before we get started, there are few basic things you have to take note of:

• 0s = items with synthesis value of 21 and below;
• 1s = items with synthesis value between 22 to 30;
• 2s = items with synthesis value between 31 to 38;
• 3s = items with synthesis value between 39 to 45;
• 4s = items with synthesis value of 46 and above;
• to fuse an unbounded item, you must have unbounded items on the main item and both catalyst;
• bounded items cannot be unbounded.

Equipment [syn-01]

2s (BLUE)
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
1s	1s	1s	2s	40%
1s	1s	2s	2s	70%
2s	1s	1s	2s	80%
2s	2s	2s	2s	99%

3s (ORANGE)
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
2s	2s	2s	3s	20%
2s	2s	3s	3s	40%
3s	1s	1s	3s	90%

4s (GOLD)
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
3s	2s	2s	4s	10%
3s	3s	3s	4s	20%
3s	3s	Lucky Gem	4s	30%
3s	4s	Lucky Gem	4s	40%
3s	Orange Outfit	Lucky Gem	4s	45%
3s	National Cup trophy	Lucky Gem	4s	70%
4s	30 synth value pet	30 synth value pet	4s	70%
4s	2s	2s	4s	80%
4s	4s	3s	4s	80%

Outfit [syn-02]

GRAY OUTFIT
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Gray Outfit	0s	0s	Gray Outfit	90%

BLUE OUTFIT
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Gray Outfit	Gray Outfit	Gray Outfit	Blue Outfit	20%
Gray Outfit	Gray Outfit	2s	Blue Outfit	40%
Gray Outfit	2s	2s	Blue Outfit	65%
Blue Outfit	1s	1s	Blue Outfit	90%

ORANGE OUTFIT
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Blue Outfit	2s	2s	Orange Outfit	30%
Blue Outfit	Blue Outfit	Blue Outfit	Orange Outfit	30%
Blue Outfit	Blue Outfit	3s	Orange Outfit	60%
Blue Outfit	3s	3s	Orange Outfit	70%
Blue Outfit	3s	Lucky Gem	Orange Outfit	80%
Blue Outfit	Lucky Gem	Lucky Gem	Orange Outfit	85%
Blue Outfit	4s	4s	Orange Outfit	90%
Orange Outfit	1s	1s	Orange Outfit	90%
Orange Outfit	2s	2s	Orange Outfit	100%

LEVELING UP OUTFIT
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Outfit + [insert pet level]	Same Outfit +0	Same Outfit +0	Outfit+ [insert pet level + 1]	The higher the outfit's level, the lower the success rate will be.

Item [syn-03]

ANONYMOUS NAMECARD
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Any Disassembly Scroll (including Mystery Disassembly Scroll)	Any Disassembly Scroll (including Mystery Disassembly Scroll)	Any Disassembly Scroll (including Mystery Disassembly Scroll)	Anonymous Namecard	100%

HAND GRANADE
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Anonymous Namecard	1s	2s	Hand Grenade	50%
Anonymous Namecard	2s	2s	Hand Grenade	70%

ANONYMOUS NAMECARD FOLDER
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Anonymous Namecard	Anonymous Namecard	Anonymous Namecard	Anonymous Namecard Folder	100%

IRON ORE
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Weapon	Weapon Disassembly Scroll	Weapon Disassembly Scroll	Iron Ore	100%
Armor	Armor Disassembly Scroll	Armor Disassembly Scroll	Iron Ore	100%
Accessory	Accessory Disassembly Scroll	Accessory Disassembly Scroll	Iron Ore	100%

RARE IRON ORE*
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Weapon	Mystery Disassembly Scroll (Weapon)	Hand Grenade	Rare Iron Ore	100%
Armor	Mystery Disassembly Scroll (Armor)	Hand Grenade	Rare Iron Ore	100%
Accessory	Mystery Disassembly Scroll (Accessory)	Hand Grenade	Rare Iron Ore	100%

*Rare Iron Ore has a 100% rate of synthing, provided you are using the correct items for synthing. Although all Mystery Disassembly Scrolls look the same, they are actually categorized in three groups, Weapon, Armor and Accessory. To differentiate them, you simply have to gather an amount of them. They will be categorized in three groups, simply try synthing all three typed of equips on each group, you'll eventually find out which type of equips requires which group of Mystery Disassembly Scroll to get Rare Iron Ore.

PROOF OF DEMON SUPPRESSION
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Hand Grenade	2s	2s	Proof of Demon Suppression	80%

KONOHA ARCANUM
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Elemental Focus Medicine (purple in color)	1s	1s	Konoha Arcanum	99%

TOAD ARCANUM
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Konoha Arcanum	1s	1s	Toad Arcanum	99%

COME COME PARADISE VOLUME 1-12**
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
P1	P2	P3	V1	100%
P1	P2	P4	V2	100%
P1	P3	P4	V3	100%
P2	P1	P3	V4	100%
P2	P1	P4	V5	100%
P2	P3	P4	V6	100%
P3	P1	P2	V7	100%
P3	P1	P4	V8	100%
P3	P2	P4	V9	100%
P4	P1	P3	V10	100%
P4	P1	P2	V11	100%
P4	P2	P3	V12	100%

**pages can be synthesize using any page as main item and any item as the catalyst.



Pet [syn-04]

30 SYNTH VALUE PET
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
30 Synth Value Pet	1s	1s	30 Synth Value Pet	90%

40 SYNTH VALUE PET
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
30 Synth Value Pet	2s	2s	40 Synth Value Pet	20%
30 Synth Value Pet	3s	3s	40 Synth Value Pet	70%
30 Synth Value Pet	3s	Lucky Gem	40 Synth Value Pet	80%
40 Synth Value Pet	1s	1s	40 Synth Value Pet	90%

VULTURE FLEDGLING +0
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
30 Synth Value Pet	0s	0s	Vulture Fledgling +0	100%

LEVELING UP PET
Main Item	Catalyst	Catalyst	Result	Success Rate
Pet + [insert pet level]	Same Pet +0	Same Pet +0	Pet + [insert pet level + 1]	The higher the pet's level, the lower the success rate will be.

Notes and disclaimer:

• This guide is compiled from many sources, I claim certain, but not 100% copyrights on this guide.
• I'd like to thank those who submit new formulas, but please use some common sense first and lrn2read before posting, I might get heart attack if common sense is not being used.
• Please inform me and get my permission if you want to host/reuse the information on this guide.
• If there is any mistake, do correct my mistake by leaving a comment below or e-mail me at bunnydaisuki@hotmail.com
• Ctrl + W will automatically give you an orange graded outfit *troll face imminent*.